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He's Got the Magic Stick - and Now, He's Got Protection For Yours!

By: Greg Manuel (C)
Submitted: Jan 10, 2007
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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50 Cent

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Rapper 50 Cent is preparing to release his own brand of condoms.

Insiders expect high sales even in light of reports that each condom will have nine holes in them.


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50 Cent

By: Steve Etzkorn (M)
Submitted: Mar 16, 2009
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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50 Cent

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I heard rapper "50 Cent" is heading out on tour soon.....

No truth to the rumor he's keeping with the theme and bringing along up-and-coming hip-hop artist's  "State Quartazz",  "Miss Susan B. Anthony with the Silva Certificates", or "Sacagawea Dolla featuring  Lil' Wheat Penny"....


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50 Cent Reality Show

By: Keith Alberstadt (C)
Submitted: Nov 6, 2008
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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MTV

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50 Cent Reality Show

50 Cent has a business-centered reality show on MTV.  Some of it is based on book smarts, but most is based on common sent. 


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Fitty' cent

By: bix brillo (C)
Submitted: Feb 27, 2008
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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50 Cent

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...rapper 50 Cent has announced that he has lost half his desire to make further rap albums... and will be cutting back on his rap albums to concentrate on other ventures...he will now be known as 50 Per Cent

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Obama Currency

By: Misterfab  (C)
Submitted: Feb 3, 2009
Category: Political  
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Being the first black president, Barack Obama's face will surely make his way onto US currency. But the real question is, will he be on the 50 cent piece or the fo-shizznickel?


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Burger King

By: Terry Tyller (M)
Submitted: Nov 6, 2009
Category: News  
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Burger King

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Looking to beef up your mojo this year? Burger King may have the answer. The home of the Whopper has launched a new men’s body spray called Flame, The Flame is described as “the scent of seduction with a hint of flame-broiled meat.” The fragrance is in stores and online for a limited time for $3.99. For an additional 50 cents you can purchase an upgraded body spray Flame Out, which captures the scent of the gaseous fumes, which follow your consumption of the Whopper Meal Deal.

 

 


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The economy's in terrible shape

By: Chris Martin (C)
Submitted: Nov 18, 2009
Category: Entertainment  
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Economy

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The economy's in terrible shape

How bad is the economy? The economy's so bad that 50 Cent changed his name to 25 Cent.


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Is That a Threat?

By: Julia Gorin (C)
Submitted: Feb 21, 2008
Category: Political  
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Barack Obama

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50 Cent gives Clinton public 'respec'

US rapper 50 Cent has endorsed Hillary Clinton as the Democrats' presidential candidate, saying her rival Barack Obama would probably be killed... "I'm not sure America's ready to have a black president. I think they might kill him."


Well since most of the people killing blacks are Latinos and blacks, then we know who Obama needs to watch out for....Or would he be ethnically profiling?

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Perhaps now he can build a club

By: Derrick Davis (M)
Submitted: Jun 20, 2008
Category: Entertainment  
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According to People magazine, rapper 50 Cent, aka Curtis Jackson, is suing his ex-girlfriend for 20 million dollars for defamation. You get the feeling 50 is one of those dudes that irons his drawers?

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A-Rod's iPod

By: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute (C)
Submitted: Jul 15, 2008
Category: Sports  
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iPod

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Alex Rodriquez has revealed that his iPod contains an eclectic mix of Frank Sinatra, 50 Cent, Sting and Tom Petty. Because he gets to hear enough Madonna at home.

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Practical inflation

By: Derrick Davis (M)
Submitted: Jun 26, 2008
Category: News  
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Have you tried to buy a Little Debbie snack from the corner store lately? If you are one that takes note of events much like a farmer takes note of the rain, you may notice you are now paying 50 cents for most Little Debbie snacks. There should be a surgeon general's notice on the rapper stating "business as usual."

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