It's November 4 and already retailers are shoving Christmas music and merchandise down our throats.  Too fast.  And we wonder why teenagers are getting pregnant.  It's enough to make you elfin gag!

Ft. Collins, Colorado is rated by MSN‘s places to live 2006 as one of the best places to live. However due to the 56 cumulative inches of snowfall in the past week, none of the residents has been able to be reached for comment.

After six weeks and 21 hours of total game play on Nintendo's new game console, Philadelphia resident Mickey DeLorenzo is nine pounds lighter and making a splash with his new svelte self.  This Spring Mickey can truly make a canon ball with his new girlish figure of 250 lbs !!

MADRID, Spain (Reuters) -- The world's first ban on overly thin models at a top-level fashion show in Madrid has caused outrage among modeling agencies and raised the prospect of restrictions at other venues.  The mayor of Milan, Italy, Letizia Moratti, told an Italian newspaper this week she would seek a similar ban for her city's show unless it could find a solution to "sick" looking models. It made the mayor so sick that when she sneezed, three models fell off the runway.

NASSAU, Bahamas (AP) --

The 20-year-old son of Anna Nicole Smith has been found dead in the Bahamas.  Daniel Smith was the product of Smith's 1985 marriage to Billy Smith. The couple, who met while working together at Jim's Krispy Fried Chicken in Mexia, Texas, divorced in 1987.  Daniel Smith had small roles in her movies "Skyscraper" and "To the Limit." Authorities speculate he died of embarassment.