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Chris Mata
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You may have seen me on Comedy Central's Premium Blend or Comedy Central On Demand.
If you live in the Netherlands, you may have seen me on "The Comedy Factory."

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John Travolta's son died.

By: Chris Mata (C)
Submitted: Jan 4, 2009
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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John Travolta

8 Jokes  2 Videos

The rest of the family is STAYING ALIVE.


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You Know How I Feel About Those.

By: Chris Mata (C)
Submitted: May 9, 2007
Category: Political  Staff Pick!

You Know How I Feel About Those.You know, the black ones.

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Poop On a Plane

By: Chris Mata (C)
Submitted: Jun 21, 2007
Category: News  
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Airport

444 Jokes  17 Videos

Continental Airlines is apologizing to its customers because sewage spilled down the isle from the bathroom.
After the incident, they've decided to change their name to INcontinental Airlines.

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A Look Into What Should Have Been

By: Chris Mata (C)
Submitted: May 21, 2007
Category: Political  Staff Pick!

A Look Into What Should Have BeenAll trucks, $18,999! Just $1 down drives you home a winner!

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Landscapers

By: Chris Mata (C)
Submitted: Aug 9, 2007
Category: Political  Staff Pick!
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Texas

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In Tx, 50 illegal immigrants were found inside of a locked tractor-trailor. The officer made the discovery when he noticed they were all in the front seat.

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Flooding in Midwest

By: Chris Mata (C)
Submitted: Aug 22, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!

The death toll reached 22 when searchers found the body of a man tangled in a tree.
The man has been identified as Loggy McTreeClimber, tree climber extraordinaire.

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Ellen Switches Teams

By: Chris Mata (C)
Submitted: Jun 17, 2007
Category: Entertainment  
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Ellen DeGeneres

20 Jokes  1 Videos

Ellen Switches TeamsTwo Balls Have Never Been Closer.

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Ninj-lims

By: Chris Mata (C)
Submitted: May 14, 2007
Category: Political  Staff Pick!
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Islam

254 Jokes  4 Videos

Ninj-limsNoun:
Muslim women who look like ninjas.

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While a Fire Rages, Everyone Pitches In.

By: Chris Mata (C)
Submitted: May 17, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!

While a Fire Rages, Everyone Pitches In.Earl had never done so little to feel he'd actually helped.

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Over and Out

By: Chris Mata (C)
Submitted: Mar 26, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!

Over and OutDale's first day on the job as parking lot security didn't go so well.

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