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Chris Mata
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You may have seen me on Comedy Central's Premium Blend or Comedy Central On Demand.
If you live in the Netherlands, you may have seen me on "The Comedy Factory."

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 John Travolta's son died.

By: Chris Mata (C)
Submitted: Jan 4, 2009
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

John Travolta
8 Jokes  2 Videos

The rest of the family is STAYING ALIVE.


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 "Whew! Glad that's over."

By: Chris Mata (C)
Submitted: Jan 5, 2009
Category: Political  Staff Pick!
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George Bush
653 Jokes  17 Videos

"I can't believe they let me do that for 8 years."

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 Landscapers

By: Chris Mata (C)
Submitted: Aug 9, 2007
Category: Political  Staff Pick!
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Texas
289 Jokes  4 Videos

In Tx, 50 illegal immigrants were found inside of a locked tractor-trailor. The officer made the discovery when he noticed they were all in the front seat.

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 Flooding in Midwest

By: Chris Mata (C)
Submitted: Aug 22, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!

The death toll reached 22 when searchers found the body of a man tangled in a tree.
The man has been identified as Loggy McTreeClimber, tree climber extraordinaire.

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 Ted Kennedy in Kindergarten Senator

By: Chris Mata (C)
Submitted: May 21, 2008
Category: Political  
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Ted Kennedy
50 Jokes  1 Videos

Ted Kennedy in Kindergarten SenatorPart II

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 Ellen Switches Teams

By: Chris Mata (C)
Submitted: Jun 17, 2007
Category: Entertainment  
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Ellen DeGeneres
20 Jokes  1 Videos

Ellen Switches TeamsTwo Balls Have Never Been Closer.

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 Poop On a Plane

By: Chris Mata (C)
Submitted: Jun 21, 2007
Category: News  
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Airport
444 Jokes  17 Videos

Continental Airlines is apologizing to its customers because sewage spilled down the isle from the bathroom.
After the incident, they've decided to change their name to INcontinental Airlines.

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 A Look Into What Should Have Been

By: Chris Mata (C)
Submitted: May 21, 2007
Category: Political  Staff Pick!

A Look Into What Should Have BeenAll trucks, $18,999! Just $1 down drives you home a winner!

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 Everyday after the school bell rang

By: Chris Mata (C)
Submitted: Jan 5, 2009
Category: Weird  
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School
933 Jokes  35 Videos

Everyday after the school bell rangScott the molester waited patiently.

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 Star Trek creator remains in space.

By: Chris Mata (C)
Submitted: Jan 29, 2009
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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Star Trek
49 Jokes  12 Videos

Star Trek creator Gene Roddenberry and his wife are having their cremated remains sent into space next year.  The company sending them into space hopes that his wife is dead by then.

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