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Chris Mata
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You may have seen me on Comedy Central's Premium Blend or Comedy Central On Demand.
If you live in the Netherlands, you may have seen me on "The Comedy Factory."

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John Travolta's son died.

By: Chris Mata (C)
Submitted: Jan 4, 2009
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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John Travolta

8 Jokes  2 Videos

The rest of the family is STAYING ALIVE.


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I Don't Know Who to Feel More Sorry For

By: Chris Mata (C)
Submitted: Jan 3, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!

The miners... or this lady when she sees her picture.


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1st Annual: "Watch My Legs Give Out" A-Thon

By: Chris Mata (C)
Submitted: Oct 22, 2006
Category: News  Staff Pick!

"My money's on the tan coat."


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Is She Your Lucy in the Sky?

By: Chris Mata (C)
Submitted: Sep 21, 2006
Category: News  Staff Pick!


Hello fellas, this 3.2 million year old hominid enjoys berry gathering, naked walks along tar pits and hanging out in museums.

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Man is Forced to Get Rid of ALL his Fluid Before Boarding Plane.

By: Chris Mata (C)
Submitted: Aug 11, 2006
Category: News  



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When I Say "Hezz," You Say "Bollah!"

By: Chris Mata (C)
Submitted: Aug 4, 2006
Category: Political  
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George Bush

653 Jokes  17 Videos


You so crazy, Mr. President.


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Remembering 9/11

By: Chris Mata (C)
Submitted: Apr 3, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Animal

1056 Jokes  34 Videos

Remembering 9/11It's a bird! It's a plane! Yup, it's a plane. Two of 'em.

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The Hillary Bill Knows...

By: Chris Mata (C)
Submitted: Apr 3, 2007
Category: Political  Staff Pick!
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Hillary Clinton

252 Jokes  11 Videos

The Hillary Bill Knows......Is the Hillary we wish we'd never seen.

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Mr. President, Who's Portrait is that Behind You?

By: Chris Mata (C)
Submitted: Mar 21, 2007
Category: Political  Staff Pick!
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George Bush

653 Jokes  17 Videos

Mr. President, Who's Portrait is that Behind You?"Five".

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A Bullet Pass to Darrent Williams

By: Chris Mata (C)
Submitted: Jan 2, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!



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