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Chris Mata
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You may have seen me on Comedy Central's Premium Blend or Comedy Central On Demand.
If you live in the Netherlands, you may have seen me on "The Comedy Factory."

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Daily Comedy'sDirty Joke of the Week

By: Chris Mata (C)
Submitted: Sep 20, 2006
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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New Jersey

154 Jokes  1 Videos


Former New Jersey Gov. James McGreevey is reminded of the time he was in a bathroom stall with holes in it.


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THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR...

By: Chris Mata (C)
Submitted: Jan 4, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!


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Darth Virgin

By: Chris Mata (C)
Submitted: Jan 2, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!



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"That car was the bomb!"

By: Chris Mata (C)
Submitted: Nov 13, 2006
Category: News  Staff Pick!


Really. That car was a bomb.

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Daily Comedy's Dirty Joke of the Week

By: Chris Mata (C)
Submitted: Nov 3, 2006
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Dating

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Someone made a comment and they all realized they were dating the same woman.

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The Fight Is On In Leban-on

By: Chris Mata (C)
Submitted: Jul 14, 2006
Category: News  Staff Pick!

(Ali Hashisho/Reuters) - Using unorthodox weapons, Israel impeded traffic of the Zahrani bridge in south Lebanon with a giant Don King wig.


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This Guy's Crazy With VOTE Fever!

By: Chris Mata (C)
Submitted: Nov 7, 2006
Category: Political  Staff Pick!
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Election

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Rodney was the cat's pajamas at the retirement community.


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Save the Cheerleader...

By: Chris Mata (C)
Submitted: Nov 7, 2006
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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George Bush

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In a bold move to save the world, President Bush saved actress Hayden Panettiere from her trailor on the set of Heros exclaiming, "That was a close one."

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Two Man Enter, One Man Leave

By: Chris Mata (C)
Submitted: Nov 9, 2006
Category: News  Staff Pick!


"Look around, there is obviously not enough room here for the both of you."

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Daily Comedy's Dirty Joke of the Week

By: Chris Mata (C)
Submitted: Sep 13, 2006
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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Dirty Mouth

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I give you...Paris Hilton's pussy!

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