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Baratunde was nominated for the Bill Hicks Award for Thought Provoking Comedy, was a regional finalist in Comedy Central's Open Mic Fight and is an original member of Laughing Liberally. He has appeared in media outlets such as C-SPAN, The Washington Times, public radio and Fox News Boston. He performs regularly in New York and Boston, blogs for Huffington Post and is the author of three books, the most recent of which is Thank You Congressional Pages, For Being So Damn Sexy.

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Retiring to Mexico By: Baratunde Thurston (C) Submitted: Aug 16, 2007 Category: News  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic Mexico 213 Jokes  12 Videos

According to USA Today, many American seniors are retiring to Mexico due to its improved climate and lower cost of living. Seems like a fair trade to me. America gets the young laborers and Mexico gets our tired, our poor and our huddled masses. Nice. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (1)  |  Rate it:

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Soldier shoots himself By: Baratunde Thurston (C) Submitted: Aug 16, 2007 Category: News

From Hot Topic Iraq 411 Jokes  3 Videos

A US soldier paid $500 for someone to shoot him in the leg so he would not have to return to Iraq. Too bad the Iraqi people don't have that option. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (1)  |  Rate it:

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Homegrown Terror By: Baratunde Thurston (C) Submitted: Aug 16, 2007 Category: News

From Hot Topic Osama Bin Laden 152 Jokes  7 Videos

An NYPD study on homegrown terrorism concluded that "average citizens who band together and adopt radical ways pose a growing threat to American security." Forget al Qaeda. It's the Amish we gotta watch. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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From China with Death By: Baratunde Thurston (C) Submitted: Aug 16, 2007 Category: News

From Hot Topic China 308 Jokes  8 Videos

Chinese manufacturers have shipped nearly 19 million lead-tainted toys to America's children. Thus begins the invasion. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Giuliani's Daughter By: Baratunde Thurston (C) Submitted: Aug 15, 2007 Category: Political  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic Rudy Giuliani 27 Jokes  1 Videos

Rudy Giuliani's daughter supports Obama for president. What they haven't told you is that she also supports Obama for "Dad." Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (1)  |  Rate it:

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McCain Makes Promises By: Baratunde Thurston (C) Submitted: Jul 26, 2007 Category: Political

From Hot Topic John McCain 238 Jokes  12 Videos

Sen. John McCain said if he’s elected president— well, it doesn’t really matter what he said after that, now does it? Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Man Finds Fried Mouse in Chips By: Baratunde Thurston (C) Submitted: Jul 26, 2007 Category: Weird

A Montana man claims he found a fried mouse in his bag of Frito-Lay potato chips. The company explained he had merely found one of its limited edition “Ratatouille Flavored” chips as part of a Pixar promotion. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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O'Connor Urges More Civics Education By: Baratunde Thurston (C) Submitted: Jul 26, 2007 Category: Political

From Hot Topic Conservative 125 Jokes  5 Videos

Former Supreme Court Justice Sandra Day O’Connor called for increased civics education in America’s schools to help citizens appreciate the separation of powers among the executive, legislative and judicial branches. Conservative critics accused O’Connor of judicial overreach. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Bush is Cancer-Free By: Baratunde Thurston (C) Submitted: Jul 26, 2007 Category: Political

From Hot Topic George Bush 653 Jokes  17 Videos

Doctors found no cancer in the five small growths removed from President Bush’s colon. The polyps were, however, packed with large amounts of bullshit, like “Mission Accomplished,” “We have to fight them over there so we don’t fight them here” and “I do solemnly swear that I will preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States.” Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (1)  |  Rate it:

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Couple Wins "Wrongful Birth" Suit By: Baratunde Thurston (C) Submitted: Jul 26, 2007 Category: Weird

From Hot Topic Court Room 517 Jokes  4 Videos

In a so-called “wrongful birth” case, a jury awarded $21 million to a couple who claimed a doctor misdiagnosed a birth defect in their son, leading them to have a second child with similar problems. The couple sued the doctor because there was no address on record to send a subpoena to God. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it: