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Baratunde was nominated for the Bill Hicks Award for Thought Provoking Comedy, was a regional finalist in Comedy Central's Open Mic Fight and is an original member of Laughing Liberally. He has appeared in media outlets such as C-SPAN, The Washington Times, public radio and Fox News Boston. He performs regularly in New York and Boston, blogs for Huffington Post and is the author of three books, the most recent of which is Thank You Congressional Pages, For Being So Damn Sexy.

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Two guys walk into a bar... By: Baratunde Thurston (C) Submitted: Jun 23, 2006 Category: News

From Hot Topic Bar 694 Jokes  20 Videos

The rules of July's DailyComedy.com "Get Discovered" contest were: "Run with this set up - 'Two guys walk into a bar...' turn it into a rant, leave it as a one-liner, do whatever, be creative."   And the winner of the first DailyComedy.com "Get Discovered" Contest and the $200 cash prize is... Two guys walk into a bar. One says to the other, "Did you hear about that government study saying 44 percent of Americans use prescription drugs?" The other guy responds, "Yeah, it's sad because it means the other 56 percent are suffering needlessy... from erectile dysfunction... obesity... and feelings." Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (3)  |  Rate it:

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Retiring to Mexico By: Baratunde Thurston (C) Submitted: Aug 16, 2007 Category: News  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic Mexico 213 Jokes  12 Videos

According to USA Today, many American seniors are retiring to Mexico due to its improved climate and lower cost of living. Seems like a fair trade to me. America gets the young laborers and Mexico gets our tired, our poor and our huddled masses. Nice. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (1)  |  Rate it:

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Soldier shoots himself By: Baratunde Thurston (C) Submitted: Aug 16, 2007 Category: News

From Hot Topic Iraq 411 Jokes  3 Videos

A US soldier paid $500 for someone to shoot him in the leg so he would not have to return to Iraq. Too bad the Iraqi people don't have that option. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (1)  |  Rate it:

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Giuliani's Daughter By: Baratunde Thurston (C) Submitted: Aug 15, 2007 Category: Political  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic Rudy Giuliani 27 Jokes  1 Videos

Rudy Giuliani's daughter supports Obama for president. What they haven't told you is that she also supports Obama for "Dad." Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (1)  |  Rate it:

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Bush is Cancer-Free By: Baratunde Thurston (C) Submitted: Jul 26, 2007 Category: Political

From Hot Topic George Bush 653 Jokes  17 Videos

Doctors found no cancer in the five small growths removed from President Bush’s colon. The polyps were, however, packed with large amounts of bullshit, like “Mission Accomplished,” “We have to fight them over there so we don’t fight them here” and “I do solemnly swear that I will preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States.” Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (1)  |  Rate it:

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Smelly Feet By: Baratunde Thurston (C) Submitted: Jul 9, 2007 Category: Weird

From Hot Topic Cop 1357 Jokes  15 Videos

In Germany, a man's smelly feet so disturbed his neighbors that police raided his apartment, thinking there was a dead body inside. In addition to massive embarrassment, the man's feet are expected to provide black comedians with material for the next 10 years. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (1)  |  Rate it:

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Troop Withdrawal By: Baratunde Thurston (C) Submitted: Jul 9, 2007 Category: Political

From Hot Topic Iraq 411 Jokes  3 Videos

President Bush is opposed to setting a date to bring U.S. troops home from Iraq despite increasing pressure from members of his own Republican party for a change in war strategy. This is odd. Considering the president's stance on abortion and sexual education, you'd think he'd be a fan of early withdrawal. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (1)  |  Rate it:

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French Perform Near-Zero G Surgery By: Baratunde Thurston (C) Submitted: Nov 3, 2006 Category: News  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic Doctor 295 Jokes  2 Videos

French doctors have performed the world's first surgery in near-zero gravity. That's great. We have 40 million uninsured Americans, and the French want to rub our noses in their socialized "space medicine." Bof!   Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (1)  |  Rate it:

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UK face transplants are a go! By: Baratunde Thurston (C) Submitted: Nov 1, 2006 Category: News  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic Plastic Surgery 70 Jokes  2 Videos

According to the BBC, a UK team has been given permission to carry out the world's first full face transplant. And if ever there was a nation in need this procedure, it would be the United Kingdom. Cheers.   Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (1)  |  Rate it:

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White House backs English as official language By: Baratunde Thurston (C) Submitted: Jun 23, 2006 Category: News

The White House said that people who become US citizens should have command of the English language. No punchline necessary.   Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (1)  |  Rate it: