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I'm a proofreader and comedy writer, but what I really want to do is nothing.

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Chinese maker of recalled toys commits suicide By: Marcus Howard (C) Submitted: Aug 13, 2007 Category: News

From Hot Topic China 308 Jokes  8 Videos

The head of a Chinese toy-manufacturing company at the center of a huge safety recall in the U.S. reportedly committed suicide Saturday by hanging himself in a warehouse. Investigators found that the apparent suicide was just a jump-rope malfunction. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (5)  |  Rate it:

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Zebra killed in drive-by shooting By: Marcus Howard (C) Submitted: Jul 14, 2007 Category: News  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic Texas 289 Jokes  4 Videos

An 18-year-old Texas man has been arrested and accused of killing a zebra in a drive-by shooting. Depending on where the bullet hit the zebra, the man may be charged with a hate crime. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (3)  |  Rate it:

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Putting bad feelings into words helps recovery By: Marcus Howard (C) Submitted: Jun 22, 2007 Category: News  Staff Pick!

According to a new study by a group of brain researchers, putting negative emotions like anger and sadness into words often makes people feel better. The researchers said the exception is a suicide note. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (3)  |  Rate it:

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'ShamWow Guy' arrested after fight with prostitute By: Marcus Howard (C) Submitted: Mar 30, 2009 Category: News  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic ShamWow 11 Jokes

TV infomercial actor Vince Shlomi, better known as the ShamWow Guy, was arrested after a violent confrontation with a prostitute who bit his tongue after he kissed her.   He is expected to receive a disease in 6-8 weeks.  Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (2)  |  Rate it:

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Sega Toys makes robotic girlfriend for lonely men By: Marcus Howard (C) Submitted: Jun 18, 2008 Category: News  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic Robot 39 Jokes  5 Videos

Sega Toys has created a 15-inch-tall robotic girlfriend that kisses its owner and is being marketed to lonely men. The robotic girlfriend runs on batteries or defeat. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (2)  |  Rate it:

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Woman dies after falling from U.N. building By: Marcus Howard (C) Submitted: Feb 18, 2008 Category: News  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic Cop 1357 Jokes  15 Videos

A woman who worked at the United Nations’ Secretariat Building died Sunday after falling or jumping from the 19th floor. The official cause of death is under investigation, but police suspect gravity. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (2)  |  Rate it:

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Accident-prone Japanese driver arrested at age 100 By: Marcus Howard (C) Submitted: Dec 18, 2007 Category: News

From Hot Topic Cop 1357 Jokes  15 Videos

A 100-year old Japanese driver, who had been in two recent hit-and-run accidents and was arrested after his car hit an umbrella held by a child, said driving was his way to avoid senility. Police said his driving nearly helped the child avoid senility, too. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (2)  |  Rate it:

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Iranian police target tight pants in crackdown By: Marcus Howard (C) Submitted: Dec 2, 2007 Category: News

From Hot Topic Iran 176 Jokes

Iranian police have announced a crackdown on women who wear winter fashions that violate Islamic dress codes, including tight pants tucked into long boots. Police will loosen tight pants with amputations. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (2)  |  Rate it:

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Man jailed for killing boy who walked on his lawn By: Marcus Howard (C) Submitted: May 25, 2007 Category: News  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic Prison 589 Jokes  3 Videos

An Ohio man was sentenced to life in prison for fatally shooting a teenager who was walking on his carefully tended lawn. The man said he regretted the shooting, since his lawn looked better without a dead body on it. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (2)  |  Rate it:

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Pollution blamed for cancer's rise in China By: Marcus Howard (C) Submitted: May 20, 2007 Category: News

From Hot Topic China 308 Jokes  8 Videos

Health experts have reported that worsening air and water pollution and frequent use of food additives and pesticides made cancer the top killer in China last year. Second on the list was being born a girl. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (2)  |  Rate it: