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Tony Lombard
"If I look alittle nervous, it's because my doctor prescribed a new placebo for my hypochondria."
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Authored "How Many Clients Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb: A Lawyer Strikes Back" (available on Amazon.com). This book reveals the secret world of jokes that lawyers tell each other about their clients, showing that the profession has a sense of humor. The difficulties of the attorney-client relationship is shown to be not a one-sided hardship solely for clients but also for lawyers. It is a refreshing look at the practice of law from an attorney’s perspective, the ones who are usually the butt of [more]
katie p. says:
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Great point! that is VERY ironic :) and totally made me giggle!
:) Thanks!
Katie
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Charlie Ballard says:
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Thanks for the add!
xoxo
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The bad news: it looks like the country is heading for a recession. The good news: it looks like we've solved our immigration problem. Remember all those jobs that no one wanted that employers gave to illegals who sneaked across the border? We want them back!
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Crew members have fixed a toilet at the International Space Station with a pump delivered by the space shuttle Discovery, after the union plumber they called said he wouldn't be able to make it there for another week.
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Italians by the thousands are flocking to view the the remains of Padre Pio, which is on display at the Church of St. Mary of Grace in Apulia, Italy. The visitors were sent away disappointed though when DNA analysis showed that the remains belonged to Jimmy Hoffa.
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The Vatican has come out with a new list of its top seven deadly sins. Topping the list this week was Polluting the Environment, followed by Genetic Engineering, Being Obscenely Rich, Dealing Drugs, Abortion, Pedophilia, and Causing Social Injustice. Sins that received votes but did not make the list were Lust (2 votes), Gluttony (3 votes), and Playing for the NY Knicks (1 vote).
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