I don't have medical insurance yet because I'm looking for an insurance company that offers a warranty. The way I look at it, if my mechanic at Merchants Tire and Auto is willing to guarantee his break job for 50,000 miles, I should be able to find a doctor who will at least guarantee that I will not catch a cold for 6 months after treating me with penicillin,

As part of his "King for Kids" charity bike-a-thon, LaBron James traveled through the streets of Ohio this week, which really isn't much different than what he does during the basketball games he plays in Ohio during the NBA season...

The current South Korean president met with six senior North Korean officials this week delivering a message from North Korean leader Kim Jong-il, saying that they hoped to ease bilateral problems between the two countries.  The officials then proceeded to raid their hotel's "All you can eat breakfast buffet"and in room mini-fridges, and left the country with suitcases of hotel towels and bath soaps.

McDonald's reported sales increased in July, as the nation's biggest fast food chain benefited from cost-conscious consumers, promotional coffee drinks, and an expectation that a universal health care bill that will take care of our clogging arteries will pass Congress.

A New York City hot dog vendor has been evicted from his spot outside the Metropolitan Museum of Art because he couldn't pay his rent bill of $54,000 a month.  The snack cart owner said that he was $310,000 behind on his rent payments.  At that price, there is only one man that can save the hot dog vendor cart in front of the Metropolitan Museum of Art.  New, this fall, look for the Donald Trump Kosher, 100% all-beef hot dog, putting the reality back into hot dogs.  The hot dog that plays apprentice to no one...

The Italian police are investigating the theft of  $16m in cash and jewellery from a Saudi princess vacationing on the Italian island of Sardinia.  The police have no leads, but if anyone wants to see some sample jewelry pieces "that are very similar but in no way are the same", please visit Louie's Pawn Shop off exit 15A in New Jersey during their fire sale of middle eastern jewelry.

The News Corporation, owners of such newspapers as the New York Post, is getting ready to begin charging fees to online customers for news content on all of its websites.  This would be a first for the News Corporation, as it never actually has posted real news content to its websites before.

I love basketball so much, that when I was a kid, I wouldn’t go to bed unless I took 5,000 shots.  If I was in the NBA, they’d call me an all-star, but since I got cut from my high school basketball team, they called me obsessive compulsive.

A flute carved more than 35,000 years ago has been discovered in Germany. Scientists believe it is the world's oldest musical instrument. The vulture-bone flute was found in the Hohle Fels cave of southern Germany, and its authenticity was confirmed after Keith Richards remembered playing the flute during a Stones concert 20,000 years ago.