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Authored "How Many Clients Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb: A Lawyer Strikes Back" (available on Amazon.com). This book reveals the secret world of jokes that lawyers tell each other about their clients, showing that the profession has a sense of humor. The difficulties of the attorney-client relationship is shown to be not a one-sided hardship solely for clients but also for lawyers. It is a refreshing look at the practice of law from an attorney’s perspective, the ones who are usually the butt of [more]

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Great point! that is VERY ironic :) and totally made me giggle!
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I tried

By: Tony Lombard (C)
Submitted: Jan 22, 2008
Category: Weird  Staff Pick!
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Parents

1208 Jokes  33 Videos

A little girl approached me in the grocery store this weekend and asked me if I knew where her mother was. I didn't want to misguide her, but at the same time, I wanted to leave her with some hope. So I looked in her eyes and told her, "Yes, I do." And I walked away.

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Charge... it!

By: Tony Lombard (C)
Submitted: May 29, 2008
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Saddam Hussein

42 Jokes

At a UN forum in Sweden, Iraqi PM Nouri Maliki called on neighbouring countries to forgive debts and waive compensation payments for wars fought under Saddam Hussein. Iraq owes more than $60bn in total debt, with Kuwait, Saudi Arabia and Capital One among its biggest creditors. Said an Iraqi official, "Saddam was a sucker for the teaser rates."

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Yahoo!

By: Tony Lombard (C)
Submitted: Jul 21, 2008
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Yahoo

34 Jokes  1 Videos

Yahoo has reached an agreement with the investor Carl Icahn that will stop him from trying to replace its board. Mr. Icahn will withdraw his attempt to take over Yahoo's Board of Directors, and in return Yahoo promised to link to his blog from their website.

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where do we begin?

By: Tony Lombard (C)
Submitted: Aug 17, 2009
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Economy

498 Jokes  5 Videos

Lego reported a 60% rise in profits for the first six months of 2009 as it said parents were turning to its building blocks during a recession, both as toys for their children and as a basis for new homes after losing their old ones to foreclosure.


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Good shot

By: Tony Lombard (C)
Submitted: Jun 15, 2009
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Barack Obama

882 Jokes  28 Videos

In the latest New Yorker magazine, CIA director Leon Panetta fired back against criticism that former VP Dick Cheney has been leveling against the Obama administration.  A spokesman for Mr. Cheney said that he felt bad about his remarks, and to show there were no hard feelings, has invited Mr. Panetta to go hunting with him.


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I knew that

By: Tony Lombard (C)
Submitted: May 25, 2009
Category: Sports  Staff Pick!
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Chicago Cubs

59 Jokes

I studied Latin in college, and people were always asking me, what are you going to do with Latin, it’s a dead language.  Actually, Latin is very useful, because it forms the basis for many English words.  For instance, the Latin word for Cubs, when combined with the Latin word for Chicago, forms the basis for the English word “loser”.


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This can't be... at least not yet

By: Tony Lombard (C)
Submitted: Dec 30, 2008
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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School

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A student in England was shocked to find that his online banking statement showed him to be overdrawn by almost 100 billion pounds.   The student knew immediately something was wrong as he hadn't even made his monthly student loan payment yet.


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questions?

By: Tony Lombard (C)
Submitted: Jan 17, 2008
Category: Weird  Staff Pick!
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Mexico

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There's a lot of things I wonder about in life. Such as, who does the Mexican Embassy hire to mow their lawns?

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Stop the spaceship

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Submitted: Mar 1, 2009
Category: Political  Staff Pick!
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Space

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A Chinese lunar probe has crashed into the moon in what the government has called a "controlled" collision, which, a Chinese spokesman was quick to assert, in no way helps to support the stereotype that Asians are bad drivers.


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such a deal

By: Tony Lombard (C)
Submitted: Jun 12, 2009
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Automaker

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The courts allowed the bankruptcy proceedings for Chrysler to go forward this week.  The bankruptcy was approved after the judge told Chrysler to sit in a room for a few minutes while the judge went to talk to his manager.


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