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Ricardo Aleman
"I'm not trying to become famous.. I'm just trying to have a good time."
Hoboken, NJ
      
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No matter where you are in your career, there a people that think you stink, and people that think you're amazing'. And they are both overreacting... as you become more famous... Both groups... the people that think you stink, and the people that think you're amazing... get bigger, and there's nothing you can do about it.
I was born in New Jersey. I dont speak Spanish. I dont even tan well... but I swear I'm Mexican... otherwise I wouldnt be allowed to own FunnyMexican.com
Sherry Stearn says:
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Hysterical as ususal....keep the jokes coming! (:
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Josh Filipowski says:
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dude- we need some Super Mario brick options!!
Thanks, Post Production Supervisor!
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Scot Marinick says:
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Hey Ricardo. Thanks for the comment, that would have clenched the Joke. We learn from each other. Good One! Scot
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Ray Ellin says:
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wassup 90 second man
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That’s right folks. Star of Hanna Montana and America’s favorite jailbait, Miley Cyrus, is catching up to Britney Spears damn quick. She’s not even 18 yet, and she cant stop taking semi-nude pictures and then saying she’s sorry after.
Here on the left we have a photo from a recent Vanity Fair shoot that she says she’s sorry for. On the right is a photo she took herself that leaked on the internet that she said “sorry!” about too.
As you can see, both are great additions to any pedophile’s bedroom collage/scrapbook. Many Adult Male members of the Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ and Latter Day Saints are very concerned for her well being and are considering saving her. They sincerely hope that she reads their pamphlet before getting into the passenger seat of Paris Hilton's Car.
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"I see London, I see France..."
New airport body scanners at LAX can see if you are concealing a knife, gun, or fake boobs. For example, this woman has a tail, and will not be allowed to fly.
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VALLEJO, Calif. - According to police, a wedding party got out of hand and they arrested the Groom and his cousin for resisting arrest. Then the bride was arrested for suspicion of public intoxication.
I dont know these people, but in short, I would like to punch these police officers in the face. Just because someone took a test that gave them a badge to wear, doesnt make them an outstanding citizen.
First of all, NO ONE should ever be arrested solely for resisting arrest. If they are arresting you for something else and you resist, then add that to the charges... but this is the dumbest catch 22 that a police officer can use just cause he feels like being a dick.
Second, a Bride can get drunk at her wedding at her home with her friends and family. In fact... that is every wedding I have ever been to.
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 “Jackass” Star Steve-O Pleads Guilty to Cocaine Possession... WOW... no kidding... I knew this guy did CrAzY stuff.... but cocaine??? Really? Who saw that coming?
I imagine that when Steve-O does snort cocaine, he does it in like a CrAzY way.... like threw one of those CrAzY straws... ya know?... maybe one that makes a little flute noise as the cocaine goes threw... and then once the cocaine is all snorted up... he head butts the table.. cause he's CrAzY!!!
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Stars like Jennifer Hudson, Mariska Hargitay and Angie Harmon all stripped down for Allure's annual portfolio of naked stars.
Editor in Chief Linda Wells counts on photoshop to keep the pictures strictly PG-13 though. "Because we want to be on the newsstand, we have to be careful about the raciness," Wells explained. "So we've removed nipples. Mariska Hargitay was rather surprised when she suddenly had no nipples."
So no nipples makes everything ok for the kids... I guess that's why Barbie never had nipples. And now that I think of it, they're right. Barbie never really did anything for me, and I have to say it's because of the lack of nipples. Without nipples, she's just a nice amercan church going gal with good values, and kids can learn from that.
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 Transsexual Thomas Beatie, 34, is pregnant. His wife Nancy couldn't conceive and he still had his reproductive organs so he took her place. He stopped taking his hormone injections, got his first period in 8 years, and now the baby is due July 3rd. The baby is currently a girl, but they can change that at anytime with those left over injections and a mini strap on.
I never understood sex changes. Isn't it far cheaper to be flaming gay or butch lesbian? When you're flaming or butch, you have personality! Sex changes are for boring rich kids.
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Marilyn made a 15 minute sex tape in the 1950's that was just sold to an anonymous business man for $1.5 Million. Keya Morgan, who is making a documentary on Marilyn, has seen the film and said the video wont be released as he and the business man "would never have {their} name attached to anything if it would embarrass Marilyn Monroe or if it would in any way harm her image."
But he did say that she blows an unidentified co-star in the film, and the FBI got a bunch government hookers to try to figure out if our hero’s johnson resembled JFK’s.
What a Gentleman
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That's right! You've been asking yourself for years.... "Where can I get clothes like that!?" Well the wait is over. Michael Jackson is taking a break from singing and amusement parks and is now designing clothing.
So if you have always felt that your clothes never really suited you because you are a light skinned African American with long wavy hair, and are half cyborg - half recyclable plastic... your day for fashion has arrived. Good for you!
Something tells me this is going to go as well as when Michael Jordan tried to play baseball. In fact, I'm going to predict that it wont even go that well.
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Fraggle Rock the movie.
