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Ricardo Aleman "I'm not trying to become famous.. I'm just trying to have a good time."
No matter where you are in your career, there a people that think you stink, and people that think you're amazing'. And they are both overreacting... as you become more famous... Both groups... the people that think you stink, and the people that think you're amazing... get bigger, and there's nothing you can do about it.
I was born in New Jersey. I dont speak Spanish. I dont even tan well... but I swear I'm Mexican... otherwise I wouldnt be allowed to own FunnyMexican.com
CARACAS, Venezuela - A Venezuelan TV channel has yanked "The Simpsons" off the air because it may be inappropriate for children. Taking its place: "Baywatch Hawaii", a much better show for children which teaches them to trust their lives to dumb blonds with fake breasts.
Contrary to popular belief, real breasts float, and fake breasts sink (I know that cause I watch Manswers on Spike TV, a show full of valuable life saving information)
So if you're drowning and fake breasts are coming to save you... might as well cop a feel, cause it may be your last.
I would like to point out that no one ever died from watching the Simpsons.
Transsexual Thomas Beatie, 34, is pregnant. His wife Nancy couldn't conceive and he still had his reproductive organs so he took her place. He stopped taking his hormone injections, got his first period in 8 years, and now the baby is due July 3rd. The baby is currently a girl, but they can change that at anytime with those left over injections and a mini strap on.
I never understood sex changes. Isn't it far cheaper to be flaming gay or butch lesbian? When you're flaming or butch, you have personality! Sex changes are for boring rich kids.
Have you guys seen this clip? It's from the last episode of "LateNet with Ray Ellin," where Ray's guest is Hank Azaria, who does many of the Simpsons voices. I love Hank.. he's very talented. In this clip he talks about George Takei creeping out an intern from the show.
On Tuesday, the Howard Stern show (with guest George Takei) played the clip and unjustly called Hank an a-hole for saying George was creepy... uh, I hate to break it to them... but *ANY* regular guest on the Stern show is creepy! That's part of their charm.
A Rhode Island Hospital has been fined $50,000 and reprimanded by the state Department of Health after its third instance this year of a doctor performing brain surgery in the wrong side of a patient's head.
The hospital issued a statement saying it was re-evaluating its training and policies, providing more oversight, giving nursing staff the power to ensure procedures are followed, among other steps.
Sudan charged a British teacher Wednesday with inciting religious hatred after she allowed her students to name a teddy bear Muhammad, an offense that could subject her to 40 lashes, the Justice Ministry said.
Muhammad is a common name among Muslim men, but giving the prophet's name to an animal would be seen as insulting by many Muslims.
So the issue here is that it was an animal... if she chose a Ken doll, she would be free and clear... on the other hand... if it was a Barbie... that would be 80 lashes.... since women are below animals in their court of law.
According to People Magazine, Matt Damon is the SEXIEST MAN ALIVE! Even though the picture on the cover makes it look like he just finished a long night of drinking and harassing the secretary at the company xmas party.
Boy, Ben Affleck must really be pissed about this. When Matt's career took off and Ben's didn't... Ben probably thought to himself, "Well, at least I'm the good looking one."
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Transsexual Thomas Beatie, 34, is pregnant. His wife Nancy couldn't conceive and he still had his reproductive organs so he took her place. He stopped taking his hormone injections, got his first period in 8 years, and now the baby is due July 3rd. The baby is currently a girl, but they can change that at anytime with those left over injections and a mini strap on.
The questions is... on what grounds?
Fraggle Rock the movie.
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According to People Magazine, Matt Damon is the SEXIEST MAN ALIVE! Even though the picture on the cover makes it look like he just finished a long night of drinking and harassing the secretary at the company xmas party. 