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Ricardo Aleman
Ricardo Aleman
"I'm not trying to become famous.. I'm just trying to have a good time."

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No matter where you are in your career, there a people that think you stink, and people that think you're amazing'. And they are both overreacting... as you become more famous... Both groups... the people that think you stink, and the people that think you're amazing... get bigger, and there's nothing you can do about it.

I was born in New Jersey. I dont speak Spanish. I dont even tan well... but I swear I'm Mexican... otherwise I wouldnt be allowed to own FunnyMexican.com

Sherry Stearn says:

Hysterical as ususal....keep the jokes coming! (:

Josh Filipowski says:

dude- we need some Super Mario brick options!!

Thanks, Post Production Supervisor!

Scot Marinick says:

Hey Ricardo. Thanks for the comment, that would have clenched the Joke. We learn from each other. Good One! Scot

Ray Ellin says:

wassup 90 second man
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Lindsay Lohan turns 21

By: Ricardo Aleman (C)
Submitted: Jul 2, 2007
Category: Entertainment  
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Lindsay Lohan

106 Jokes  2 Videos

Lindsay Lohan turns 21"Woo-Hoo... nobody can stop me from drinking now, baby! I'm legal!"

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Plan to Send Immigrants Home Is Defeated

By: Ricardo Aleman (C)
Submitted: Jun 27, 2007
Category: Political  Staff Pick!
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Republican

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Plan to Send Immigrants Home Is DefeatedWASHINGTON (AP) - The Senate on Wednesday killed a Republican proposal to require all adult illegal immigrants to return home temporarily in order to qualify for permanent lawful status in this country.

Oh yeah! That was going to work... "Why don't we just tell the illegal immigrants to leave?" That's like trying to find big foot by yelling "Come out, Come out, Where ever you are! Olly olly oxen free!"

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Paris Hilton Sober and Out of Jail

By: Ricardo Aleman (C)
Submitted: Jun 26, 2007
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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Paris Hilton

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Paris Hilton Sober and Out of Jail"Hi Everyone! I've never gone so long without a drink in my life! Who's buying?" - Paris

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N.Z. Couple Can't Name Their Son '4real'

By: Ricardo Aleman (C)
Submitted: Jun 22, 2007
Category: Weird  
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School

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New Zealand authorities have blocked a couple's bid to officially name their new son "4real," saying numerals are not allowed.

I was planning on naming my first born "2cool4school", but I guess I'm just going to have to spell it out.

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Man fined for paying parking ticket with dog s**t

By: Ricardo Aleman (C)
Submitted: Jun 22, 2007
Category: Weird  
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Animal

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AUSTIN, Minn. (AP) - A man has been ordered to pay nearly $3,000 to the police woman who became seriously ill in April after opening a parking ticket envelope in which he had placed dog feces.

Who puts dog s**t in the same envelope that has their name and address on it? Use a separate envelope!

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After College

By: Ricardo Aleman (C)
Submitted: Jun 7, 2007
Category: MP3  
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School

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After College

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College Girls

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Submitted: Jun 7, 2007
Category: MP3  
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School

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College Girls

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Clubbing

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Submitted: Jun 7, 2007
Category: MP3  



Clubbing

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Laundry

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Submitted: Jun 7, 2007
Category: MP3  



Laundry

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To Do List

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Submitted: Jun 7, 2007
Category: MP3  



To Do List

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