Boston University earned the top seed in the NCAA hockey tournament.  Fans celebrated by chanting that the Yankees suck.

Paris Hilton was recently spotted making out with Barry Zito at a Hollywood hotspot. For those of you keeping score at home, Hilton has now worked her way through the entire alphabet.

A 72-year-old woman recently discovered a rare baseball card from 1869. It has been authenticated as an official Jamie Moyer rookie card.

Major League Baseball nixed a New York Yankees signing after the player turned out to be under 16-years-old. They became suspicious when the player was asked his age, and responded by saying, "this many."

Swiss sensation Roger Federer won his sixth Wimbledon title. But fans were most impressed when his racket turned into a knife and a bottle opener.
 

Tennessee representative Steve Cohen wrote a letter to the NBA asking them to end their minimum age requirement.  He got the idea after Tennesseans wrote to him asking the state to do the same thing.

Brett Favre has reportedly been sending x-rays to the Minnesota Vikings. It seems like an unnecessary gesture since everyone can already see right through him.

Rihanna is reportedly dating Los Angeles Clippers point guard Baron Davis. Perfect. He's on the Clippers, so he doesn't beat anybody.

Yao Ming has been cleared to play.  But he's so weak as a Rocket, fans now think he's from North Korea.