The Vikings have agreed to pay Brett Favre $25 million over two years, or roughly $100 per interception.

Paris Hilton was recently spotted making out with Barry Zito at a Hollywood hotspot. For those of you keeping score at home, Hilton has now worked her way through the entire alphabet.

Alex Rodriguez has said his time in Colorado gave him the opportunity to rethink things, recommit himself and understand his responsibility to his teammates and his team. In other words, his hotel room didn't have a mirror.

Former Boston infielder Lou Merloni recently told reporters that the Red Sox taught players how to use steroids. Judging by his 14 career home runs, Merloni must have a learning disability.

Former world cycling champion Tom Boonen has been fined by his team after testing positive for cocaine. Officials first became suspicious after noticing Boonen passing cars on the highway. On foot.

Jessica Simpson has a new fragrance that she claims is inspired by boyfriend Tony Romo. The fragrance starts out smelling great but fades quickly.

Boston Red Sox hurler Daisuke Matsuzaka allowed five runs in the first inning of a rehab start. That's the worst rehab start since Amy Winehouse.

Golfer John Daly has begun losing feeling in his hands. Luckily, he can still open beer bottles with his teeth. Daly recently posted his worst score ever in a regular PGA Tour event. His score was so high observers mistook it for his blood alcohol level.

The NBA is launching a marketing campaign to attract more Latino viewers. Latinos might watch the WNBA, since they often do jobs that most Americans won't.