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DV aka V Money has been performing stand up throughout new york, new jersey, and pennsylvania for the past three years, and is currently a contracted freelance writer for the late show with david letterman. dan has recently been cast to appear in the critically acclaimed sketch comedy show tara's comedy cosmos'

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KFC To Stop Cooking Chicken With Trans Fat By: Dan Vollmayer (C) Submitted: Mar 3, 2008 Category: News

From Hot Topic KFC 32 Jokes

KFC has announced they will no longer fry their chicken with trans fat cooking oil. KFC says they’re making the move because their rats are putting on way too much weight. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Rainforest Helps Fuel Airline Flight By: Dan Vollmayer (C) Submitted: Feb 29, 2008 Category: Political

From Hot Topic Airport 444 Jokes  17 Videos

Nuts picked from the Amazon Rainforest helped fuel an airline flight from London to Amsterdam. It was the world’s first commercial airline fueled by nuts. Also fueled by a bunch of nuts – the Bush Administration. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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New Dollar Coin Enters Circulation By: Dan Vollmayer (C) Submitted: Feb 29, 2008 Category: Weird

From Hot Topic Stripper 99 Jokes  1 Videos

It’s been announced that a new dollar coin featuring George Washington will enter circulation this week. The US Mint hopes the dollar coin will one day be more popular than the dollar bill, saying coins are much more durable, and way more fun to throw at strippers. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (1)  |  Rate it:

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Brooklyn Rewards Students With Free Cell Phones By: Dan Vollmayer (C) Submitted: Mar 3, 2008 Category: News  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic Cell Phone 209 Jokes  14 Videos

A Brooklyn school on Wednesday launched a new program that rewards schoolchildren with free cell phones for good grades. One small problem – instead of Motorola Razors, they accidentally got the kids in Brooklyn actual razors. Ouch. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Hillary's Website Is The Most Heavily Trafficed By: Dan Vollmayer (C) Submitted: Mar 23, 2008 Category: Political

From Hot Topic Hillary Clinton 252 Jokes  11 Videos

Of all the presidential candidates Hillary Clinton has had the most visitors to her website. However, Hillary’s website still doesn’t get as much traffic as Bill Clinton’s ‘RumpsAndHumps.com.’ Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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MAYOR IN BRAZIL GIVES OUT FREE VIAGRA By: Dan Vollmayer (C) Submitted: Feb 22, 2008 Category: Political

From Hot Topic Viagra 79 Jokes  4 Videos

It’s being reported that a Brazilian mayor has been distributing free Viagra around his village to prevent infidelity. The Brazilian press was shocked -- not that a mayor was distributing free Viagra, but shocked that Bob Dole is a Brazilian mayor. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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spitzer pulls the plug By: Dan Vollmayer (C) Submitted: Nov 24, 2007 Category: Political

From Hot Topic Eliot Spitzer 50 Jokes  1 Videos

New York Governor Spitzer has pulled the plug on his plan for allowing illegal immigrants to have driver’s licenses. So good luck getting a cab this weekend. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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DOLLY PARTON POSTPONES TOUR, BLAMES BREASTS By: Dan Vollmayer (C) Submitted: Feb 12, 2008 Category: Entertainment

From Hot Topic Dolly Parton 12 Jokes  1 Videos

Dolly Parton has postponed her upcoming tour due to back problems caused by her breasts. You’d think at 62 years of age, her breasts wouldn’t be damaging her back, but damaging sidewalks she strolls down. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (1)  |  Rate it:

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hilton's labor day plans By: Dan Vollmayer (C) Submitted: Aug 30, 2007 Category: Entertainment

From Hot Topic Labor Day 19 Jokes  1 Videos

Monday is Labor Day, and I hear Paris Hilton is spending the weekend canoodling with some boyfriends for the last time. Because Paris knows the rule – you can’t sleep with whites after Labor Day. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Italy Bans Men From Touching Genitals In Public By: Dan Vollmayer (C) Submitted: Mar 3, 2008 Category: News  Staff Pick!

Italy’s highest court ruled this week that men may not touch their genitals in public. But women go right ahead… Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it: