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DV aka V Money has been performing stand up throughout new york, new jersey, and pennsylvania for the past three years, and is currently a contracted freelance writer for the late show with david letterman. dan has recently been cast to appear in the critically acclaimed sketch comedy show tara's comedy cosmos'

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iranian leader answers question on homosexuality

By: Dan Vollmayer (C)
Submitted: Sep 24, 2007
Category: Political  
From Hot Topic

Middle East

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iranian leader answers question on homosexualityIranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad spoke at Columbia University today, and was asked about his alleged abuse of homosexuals. The Iranian President denied any involvement saying, “In Iran we don’t have homosexuals.”

Ahmadinejad went on to say, “We don’t have any homosexuals because I killed them all.”

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drilling continues in utah

By: Dan Vollmayer (C)
Submitted: Aug 16, 2007
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Utah

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According to officials in Utah, rescuers trying to find six miners inside a collapsed coal mine will drill a THIRD hole in attempt to locate the men.

I'll tell ya, it's always the same thing. You drill one hole, then the second hole. Then it's just a matter of time before you're drilling that third hole. It's just like sex with Paris Hilton.

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new pill eliminates a woman's period

By: Dan Vollmayer (C)
Submitted: Apr 23, 2007
Category: News  
From Hot Topic

Ryan Seacrest

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new pill eliminates a woman's periodThere’s a new birth control pill coming out next month, that when taken regularly, eliminates a woman’s period. So without having to buy tampons, think about how much money Ryan Seacrest is going to save.

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Lsu bball coach steps down

By: Dan Vollmayer (C)
Submitted: Mar 10, 2007
Category: Sports  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Basketball

780 Jokes  4 Videos

Lsu bball coach steps downThe head coach of the LSU women's basketball team has stepped down after rumors surfaced about improper sexual relations with a player. A female coach was involved with a female player. And according to an online poll, women say they are extremely upset and disturbed by the scandal, while men, on the other hand, say women's college basketball has never been hotter.

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Palin and Daughter Boo'd in Philadelphia

By: Dan Vollmayer (C)
Submitted: Oct 15, 2008
Category: Political  
From Hot Topic

Philadelphia

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Palin and Daughter Boo'd in Philadelphia

 Over the weekend Sarah Palin and her 16 year old pregnant daughter were boo’d as they dropped the ceremonial first puck at a Philadelphia Flyers game.

 

The disappointed fans boo’d because it was the first time Sarah Palin’s daughter stood in front of 20,000 people and didn’t sleep with all of them.


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New Dollar Coin Enters Circulation

By: Dan Vollmayer (C)
Submitted: Feb 29, 2008
Category: Weird  
From Hot Topic

Stripper

99 Jokes  1 Videos

New Dollar Coin Enters CirculationIt’s been announced that a new dollar coin featuring George Washington will enter circulation this week.

The US Mint hopes the dollar coin will one day be more popular than the dollar bill, saying coins are much more durable, and way more fun to throw at strippers.

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CUPID REPLACED

By: Dan Vollmayer (C)
Submitted: Feb 14, 2008
Category: Political  
From Hot Topic

Valentine's Day

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CUPID REPLACEDThings were a little different this Valentine’s Day.

I heard Cupid and his bow and arrow were replaced by Dick Cheney and his shotgun.

A lot of Jewish lawyers falling in love today.

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DOLLY PARTON POSTPONES TOUR, BLAMES BREASTS

By: Dan Vollmayer (C)
Submitted: Feb 12, 2008
Category: Entertainment  
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Dolly Parton

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DOLLY PARTON POSTPONES TOUR, BLAMES BREASTSDolly Parton has postponed her upcoming tour due to back problems caused by her breasts.

You’d think at 62 years of age, her breasts wouldn’t be damaging her back, but damaging sidewalks she strolls down.

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GIANTS WIN THE SUPER BOWL

By: Dan Vollmayer (C)
Submitted: Feb 9, 2008
Category: Sports  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Super Bowl

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GIANTS WIN THE SUPER BOWLThe New York Giants have won the Super Bowl.

I’ll tell ya, guys from New York – they get the job done.

Except for the Mets, Jets, Knicks and Guiliani.

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strike

By: Dan Vollmayer (C)
Submitted: Nov 24, 2007
Category: Entertainment  
From Hot Topic

Christmas

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With this strike going on, the movie industry is really going to take a hit come next Christmas. It’s possible there could be no holiday movies next year.

Can you imagine? No Fred Clause 2.

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