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DV aka V Money has been performing stand up throughout new york, new jersey, and pennsylvania for the past three years, and is currently a contracted freelance writer for the late show with david letterman. dan has recently been cast to appear in the critically acclaimed sketch comedy show tara's comedy cosmos'

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Brooklyn Rewards Students With Free Cell Phones By: Dan Vollmayer (C) Submitted: Mar 3, 2008 Category: News  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic Cell Phone 209 Jokes  14 Videos

A Brooklyn school on Wednesday launched a new program that rewards schoolchildren with free cell phones for good grades. One small problem – instead of Motorola Razors, they accidentally got the kids in Brooklyn actual razors. Ouch. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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DOLLY PARTON POSTPONES TOUR, BLAMES BREASTS By: Dan Vollmayer (C) Submitted: Feb 12, 2008 Category: Entertainment

From Hot Topic Dolly Parton 12 Jokes  1 Videos

Dolly Parton has postponed her upcoming tour due to back problems caused by her breasts. You’d think at 62 years of age, her breasts wouldn’t be damaging her back, but damaging sidewalks she strolls down. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (1)  |  Rate it:

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hilton's labor day plans By: Dan Vollmayer (C) Submitted: Aug 30, 2007 Category: Entertainment

From Hot Topic Labor Day 19 Jokes  1 Videos

Monday is Labor Day, and I hear Paris Hilton is spending the weekend canoodling with some boyfriends for the last time. Because Paris knows the rule – you can’t sleep with whites after Labor Day. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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CUPID REPLACED By: Dan Vollmayer (C) Submitted: Feb 14, 2008 Category: Political

From Hot Topic Valentine's Day 33 Jokes  2 Videos

Things were a little different this Valentine’s Day. I heard Cupid and his bow and arrow were replaced by Dick Cheney and his shotgun. A lot of Jewish lawyers falling in love today. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (1)  |  Rate it:

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so cold... By: Dan Vollmayer (C) Submitted: Nov 24, 2007 Category: Sports

So cold out today, people were hanging out with OJ just because he was packing heat. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (1)  |  Rate it:

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california's 911 consistently jammed By: Dan Vollmayer (C) Submitted: Sep 3, 2007 Category: Entertainment

From Hot Topic California 524 Jokes  18 Videos

California’s 911 system is in trouble. They’re being swamped with multiple callers using cell phones to report the same accident. So officials are now instructing people to designate just one person to call 911 when Lindsay crashes a car. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (1)  |  Rate it:

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mexicans By: Dan Vollmayer (C) Submitted: Jun 8, 2007 Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic Mexico 213 Jokes  12 Videos

Hey, the number one group of immigrants sneaking into the country -- Mexicans. And the number two group – Brad and Angelina’s kids. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (1)  |  Rate it:

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'superbad' number 1 at the box office By: Dan Vollmayer (C) Submitted: Aug 20, 2007 Category: Entertainment

From Hot Topic Lindsay Lohan 106 Jokes  2 Videos

The movie ‘Superbad’ was number one at the box office over the weekend. It’s a heart-warming tale about Lindsay Lohan’s driving record. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (1)  |  Rate it:

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grease = fuel ? By: Dan Vollmayer (C) Submitted: Jul 20, 2007 Category: News  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic New York 1180 Jokes  34 Videos

A local New Yorker is converting cooking grease from his Mexican restaurant into environmentally friendly fuel. Now the gas you convert after EATING at the Mexican restaurant – not as environmentally friendly. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (1)  |  Rate it:

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al gore's son planned on attending live earth By: Dan Vollmayer (C) Submitted: Jul 9, 2007 Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic Al Gore 58 Jokes

Al Gore’s son was going to join his dad in New Jersey, until he heard The Police were headlining, and figured he’d seen enough police for one week. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (1)  |  Rate it: