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John Murphy
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 George Carlin - Baseball vs. Football

By: John Murphy (M)
Submitted: Jun 23, 2008
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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George Carlin
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This is one of my favorites. George Carlin - one of the greats who will be missed.

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 ShamWow Parody

By: John Murphy (M)
Submitted: Dec 22, 2008
Category: Weird  
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ShamWow Parody - It's amazing!!!

 

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 Woman sits on toilet for 2 years

By: John Murphy (M)
Submitted: Mar 12, 2008
Category: Weird  
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WICHITA, Kan. - Authorities are considering charges in the bizarre case of a woman who sat on her boyfriend's toilet for two years — so long that her body was stuck to the seat by the time the boyfriend finally called police.

...maybe she was just really comfortable!

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 World's Oldest Heckler Discovered

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Submitted: Aug 29, 2008
Category: News  
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 LONDON (Reuters Life!) - The world's oldest recorded joke has been traced back to 1900 BC and suggests that toilet humor was as popular with the ancients as it is today.

 It is a saying of the Sumerians, who lived in what is now southern Iraq and goes: "Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband's lap."

On a nearby tablet, a heckler's response was recorded as: "The fart of that young woman smelled like a rose compared to the stench of your jokes."

 

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 Snuggie Parody

By: John Murphy (M)
Submitted: Feb 6, 2009
Category: Weird  

Snuggie Parody - Buy Now!!!


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