"My closest friends and I looked at the pictures for hours," the prominent lesbian continued, "we're inviting Miley to join us on our Caribbean cruises."

American Idol runner up Clay Aiken told the world yesterday that he is gay.

Which is ironic, because the world has been telling him he's gay for years.

Hillary now looks ahead to Indiana, where she believes the primary issue will be who likes short haircuts or really short haircuts.

This Sunday, former football player turned analyst, Phil Simms officially called Detroit a disaster.

He didn't specify whether he meant the Lion's or the city itself. 

Unfortunately, Comedy Central has announced that the Daily Show has been canceled.

She also never forgets to eat.

The NFL declared that it will officially recognize Chad Johnsons legal name change to Ocho Cinco.

Not to be outdone, pornstar Jenna Jameson has announced she's changing her name to Seis Nueve. 

President Bush has stated that the toxin does not give similiar results when injected in the brain.

Triple Crown hopeful, "Big Brown" was officially retired from horse racing after injuring his foot during a workout this morning.

Trainer Michael Iavarone said that the only "sure thing" in the horses future is that Big Brown will end up on a dish at a restaurant in Tokyo.

In an effort to reverse the damage done to the democrat's campaign, Barack's headquarters have decided to announce, Obama is Muslim.