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 Fat Panda Bear

By: Burt Hansen (C)
Submitted: Jan 17, 2007
Category: Entertainment  
From LateNet Guest

Artie Lange
3 Videos  5 Jokes

Authorities at a Thailand zoo have put a male panda on a new eating regimen after the panda became too fat to have sex. According to the zoo nutritionist, the panda had been on "The Artie Lange Diet."

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 Gay Bar To Only Serve Gays

By: Burt Hansen (C)
Submitted: Jun 7, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Bar
694 Jokes  20 Videos

A gay bar in Australia is banning service to Heterosexual customers. Yea, the pub made their point clear when they got rid of the mechanical bull and replaced it with mechanical Dan.

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 McNabb Plays Race Card

By: Burt Hansen (C)
Submitted: Sep 19, 2007
Category: Sports  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Donovan McNabb
14 Jokes

In an interview Donovan McNabb said as a black quarterback in the NFL he faces more scrutiny than a white quarterback does. The NFL says they’re shocked at the claim that after Monday Night’s loss, McNabb still considers himself a quarterback.

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 McDonalds To Introduce Low-Fat Happy Meal

By: Burt Hansen (C)
Submitted: May 12, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

McDonald's
83 Jokes  1 Videos

McDonalds has announced it’s coming out with a healthier low-calorie happy meal. The new low-calorie happy meal is great for parents who want their child to be the 2nd fattest kid in class.

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 Hillary Clinton

By: Burt Hansen (C)
Submitted: Nov 7, 2007
Category: Political  Staff Pick!
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Hillary Clinton
252 Jokes  11 Videos

After receiving harsh criticism for her poor performance at last weeks Democratic Presidential debate, Hillary Clinton went on record saying, “I wasn’t at my best the other night.” Then Bill Clinton chimed in, “Or any other night.”

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 Heisman Trophy

By: Burt Hansen (C)
Submitted: Dec 5, 2007
Category: Sports  
From Hot Topic

Football
1025 Jokes  10 Videos

The Heisman Trophy will be presented Saturday, which is given to the top college football player most likely to murder his future wife.

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 The Dollar Is Going Down

By: Burt Hansen (C)
Submitted: Nov 7, 2007
Category: News  
From Hot Topic

Stripper
99 Jokes  1 Videos

A lot of working people in the United States are worried now that the American dollar and Canadian dollar have the same buying power. Especially strippers, as they’ve realized it’s much harder to keep a loonie inside a g-string.

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 Bernie Mac Retires

By: Burt Hansen (C)
Submitted: Mar 21, 2007
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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Bernie Mac
8 Jokes

Bernie Mac announced he is retiring from stand-up comedy.

After hearing this Dane Cook and Carlos Mencia decided to do the professional thing and divided up his jokes evenly.

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 Hef Wants Britney

By: Burt Hansen (C)
Submitted: Oct 21, 2007
Category: Entertainment  
From Hot Topic

Britney Spears
191 Jokes  8 Videos

It has been reported that Hugh Hefner wants Britney Spears to appear in an upcoming edition of Playboy. Britney says appearing in Playboy would be a great opportunity for "Me and my vagina."

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 School Suspension

By: Burt Hansen (C)
Submitted: Oct 21, 2007
Category: News  
From Hot Topic

School
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A second grader was suspended from a New Jersey elementary school for a day for drawing a stick figure shooting a gun at another stick figure.

As punishment the young boy's parents say he'll spend the whole day in his bedroom with his gun collection.

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