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A gay bar in Australia is banning service to Heterosexual customers. Yea, the pub made their point clear when they got rid of the mechanical bull and replaced it with mechanical Dan.
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The family of a woman who was a first class passenger on the Titanic sold the woman’s worn life jacket for $143,400 at an auction.
Afterwards, the family of the former first class passenger was called greedy when they tried auctioning off the extra six life jackets she was given.
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Police are investigating a 28-year-old woman who kept the body of her roommate in their apartment for up to three weeks.
When questioned by police if she recently had an argument with her roommate the woman said, "No, in fact for the past three weeks we got along just fine."
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A second grader was suspended from a New Jersey elementary school for a day for drawing a stick figure shooting a gun at another stick figure.
As punishment the young boy's parents say he'll spend the whole day in his bedroom with his gun collection.
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Actress Lindsay Lohan is being accused of stealing clothes from someone’s house. In her defense, Lindsay said she would’ve returned the clothes, but she forgot who she slept with the night before.
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McDonalds has announced it’s coming out with a healthier low-calorie happy meal. The new low-calorie happy meal is great for parents who want their child to be the 2nd fattest kid in class.
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Hip-hop mogul Russell Simmons wants recording and broadcast industries to ban the words “bitch”, “ho” and “nigger” from rap lyrics because they are negative and used too frequently.
After he heard Simmons comments, rapper Lil Wayne replied, "That bitch ho nigga don't know what he's talking about."
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This weekend in Los Angeles shots were fired at a party following the Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards.
The good news they were just warning shots to let everyone know Michael Jackson arrived.
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The Hualapai Indian Reservation in Arizona unveiled a new Grand Canyon skywalk that enables tourists to see 4,000 feet below to the Canyon floor.
The Hualapai tribe insists this will be a memorable experience for anyone who wants to hock a loogie and watch it fall 4,000 feet.
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An uncle was arrested after police found a videotape that appears to show him teaching his 2- and 5-year-old nephews to smoke marijuana.
The man faces one charge of "being the coolest uncle ever."
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