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Jennifer Dziura is a New York-based comedian best known for orchestrating the Williamsburg Spelling Bee, a real spelling bee for adults featured in the New York Times and on NPR, TimeOut New York cable, and Good Morning America. Jennifer appears regularly at Pete's Candy Store in Brooklyn and has performed at NYU, Columbia University, Bowling Green University, Ft. Hamilton Army Base, and comedy clubs from Boise to Memphis. She has a CD available on iTunes just search "jennifer dziura", jokes [more]

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Presidential name game By: Jennifer Dziura (C) Submitted: Apr 10, 2007 Category: Political  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic Barack Obama 882 Jokes  28 Videos

Celebrity couples have all become subject to cute combo-names: Bennifer, TomKat, Brangelina, and now... Gyllenspoon What if, instead of restricting this practice to those who are actually banging each other, we also applied it to Presidential tickets? For instance: HillBama And on the Republican side: CondiCain Or, here's a good one: MormonDick Or, if Hillary doesn't make the cut.... Barack O'GuyWhoseWifeHasCancer Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (4)  |  Rate it:

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look, if EVERYONE responsible for the deaths of 148 Shiites in 1982 were hanged, who among us would remain? really. By: Jennifer Dziura (C) Submitted: Dec 30, 2006 Category: Political  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic Saddam Hussein 42 Jokes

Saddam has just been hanged. MSNBC reports that the complete execution is unlikely to be aired on US television. The sound you now hear is the sound of a thousand garage bands quickly changing the names of their new videos to "Saddam's Execution" and uploading them to YouTube. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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"Surely, my dear Watson, this rifle is the key to our mystery!" By: Jennifer Dziura (C) Submitted: Jan 3, 2007 Category: Political  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic Saddam Hussein 42 Jokes

I cannot help but notice that this MSNBC article entitled Sympathy for the dictator? is accompanied by a photo of Saddam dressed as a British detective. Ever notice that "Sherlock Holmes" and "Saddam Hussein" have the same initials? And have you ever seen them both in the same place? Now that "Saddam" has been hanged, I wouldn't be surprised if London saw an upswing in mistaken identities and outright letter-purloining.   Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (1)  |  Rate it:

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Trump and Tara Conner By: Jennifer Dziura (C) Submitted: Dec 26, 2006 Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic Donald Trump 37 Jokes

Donald Trump, part owner of the Miss USA Pageant, has decided not to dethrone Miss USA Tara Conner for engaging in "inappropriate conduct" for a young woman. Experts believe Trump's show of compassion came from his realization that, in order to avoid hypocrisy, he would also have to fire his 28-years-younger wife Melania for fucking a hideous old man for money.   Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Zyprexa By: Jennifer Dziura (C) Submitted: Dec 26, 2006 Category: News  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic Weight Loss 240 Jokes  3 Videos

Pharmaceutical giant Eli Lilly has been accused of hiding the side effects of the schizophrenia-treating drug Zyprexa. The evil side effects? Weight gain. That's how much we hate fat people in this country -- we don't mind if they have multiple personalities, as long as all of them can stay a size 4.   Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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mailcious castration By: Jennifer Dziura (C) Submitted: Jan 2, 2007 Category: News  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic North Carolina 88 Jokes  2 Videos

In Lillington, NC, a woman was charged with malicious castration for grabbing a man's genitals during a Christmas party fight. This was upgraded from a charge of "benevolent castration" once police realized ... there is no such thing.   Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (1)  |  Rate it:

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Michael Richards and the Laugh Factory By: Jennifer Dziura (C) Submitted: Jan 16, 2007 Category: Entertainment

From Hot Topic Kramer 45 Jokes

Following a racially charged outburst from comedian and former Seinfeld actor Michael Richards, the "n" word is now banned at Hollywood's Laugh Factory. In response to charges of censorship, the club reminds patrons that comics are encouraged to call women "c*nts" up to 35 times per set.   Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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skinny girls on the subway By: Jennifer Dziura (C) Submitted: Jan 16, 2007 Category: News

From Hot Topic Weight Loss 240 Jokes  3 Videos

New York twittered at news that skinny girls who faint from extreme dieting are the cause of a substantial number of subway delays. A representative from pro-anorexia website Gossamer Butterfly Self-Cutting Death Princess says "People with no legs slow down the bus all the time, and you don't hear anyone getting on their case about it."   Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Tyra Banks is fat By: Jennifer Dziura (C) Submitted: Jan 30, 2007 Category: Entertainment

From Hot Topic Tyra Banks 8 Jokes

Tyra Banks talked to People magazine about the "fat pics" snapped of her on vacation. Banks said that she is retired from modeling and no longer needs to maintain a strict diet. Despite this explanation, she was disappointed that no one wanted to hear her sing "And I Am Telling You I'm Not Going."   Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (1)  |  Rate it:

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Saddam's hanging By: Jennifer Dziura (C) Submitted: Jan 17, 2007 Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic Iraq 411 Jokes  3 Videos

The struggling Iraqi government was embarrassed at the leaking of a video of Saddam's execution, showing the former dictator's being taunted by Shiite witnesses, guards, and executioners. Prime Minster Nouri al-Maliki attempted to deflect attention from the leak by pointing out that there are many more interesting things to look at on Youtube, including Britney Spears' vagina, and a video of a small dog shitting on Kurdistan.   In related news, witnesses to Monday's executions of Saddam's accomplices all signed pledges promising "no taunting," and indeed, the hangings took place in silence. Witnesses also pledges not to push Sunnis off of playground swings, or perform a move loosely translated as "the wedgie of genocide." Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it: