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Ernie Mccracken
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Swine Flu Scare

By: Ernie Mccracken (C)
Submitted: Apr 27, 2009
Category: News  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Swine Flu

74 Jokes  3 Videos

Swine Flu Scare

Reached for comment, Michael Jackson said,

"WHO'S CRAZY NOW??"

adding, "Quick, somebody hold my baby."

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Drop it Like a Tot

By: Ernie Mccracken (C)
Submitted: May 1, 2008
Category: News  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Michael Jackson

202 Jokes  3 Videos

Drop it Like a TotWorshippers at a Muslim shrine in western India have been dropping babies 50ft from a tower for good luck.

http://www.itv.com/News/Articles/Devotees-drop-babies-50ft-for-luck-28483519.html


In other news, Michael Jackson has been named Father of the Year in India.

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Get Your Own Stimulus Package

By: Ernie Mccracken (C)
Submitted: Feb 12, 2009
Category: News  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Bailout

317 Jokes  4 Videos

Get Your Own Stimulus Package

This Valentine's Day,
Rouse more than just the economy.

with KY Intrigue Heat.





 

Not actual KY ad,
but it should be.


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Disturbing Trend

By: Ernie Mccracken (C)
Submitted: Feb 26, 2008
Category: Weird  Staff Pick!

When did our society become so intolerant of oxidants?

Oh it starts off innocently; joke here, a stereotype there.

But oxidants came to this land for the same reason you and I did; to make something of themselves.

Sure, that something is cancer cells in our bodies, but that's just their culture.

Open your minds people...
...cause brain tissue cells are the most delicious.

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Consumer Protection

By: Ernie Mccracken (C)
Submitted: Aug 22, 2007
Category: News  
From Hot Topic

Wrestling

70 Jokes  2 Videos

Consumer ProtectionJapanese arm-wrestling arcade game “Udedamashii” (Arms Spirit) is being recalled after it broke three players’ arms.

But the Italian-made game “Accidents Happen” that breaks your arm if you stop inserting protection tokens, will remain on the market.

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What People?

By: Ernie Mccracken (C)
Submitted: Aug 13, 2007
Category: Entertainment  

What People?'People' magazine is a misleading title.

A more accurate name would be
'People That Have No Bearing on Your Life',

or 'Rhinoplasty Weekly',
or 'Eating Disorders Digest',
or 'Look Ma! No Consequences'.

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Bin Laden is Back

By: Ernie Mccracken (C)
Submitted: Sep 7, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Osama Bin Laden

152 Jokes  7 Videos

Bin Laden is BackAnd ready to get back into the game!

Just For Men:
Why not have 72 virgins in THIS life?

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What Do...

By: Ernie Mccracken (C)
Submitted: Jan 9, 2008
Category: Political  Staff Pick!
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New Hampshire

37 Jokes

Getting a Speeding Ticket
and
Losing the New Hampshire Primary

have in common?

You can get out of both by crying.

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I have a Question About Evolution...

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Submitted: Aug 10, 2007
Category: Weird  Staff Pick!

I have a Question About Evolution...When did it become not ok to have sex with monkeys?

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Legal Advice Needed...

By: Ernie Mccracken (C)
Submitted: May 31, 2007
Category: Political  Staff Pick!

Legal Advice Needed...Would it be insurance fraud to take a big policy out on your car and then get this bumper sticker?

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