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Ernie Mccracken
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 Tool Bag Space Race

By: Ernie Mccracken (C)
Submitted: Nov 19, 2008
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Space
277 Jokes  3 Videos

Tool Bag Space Race

A tool bag drifted away from astronauts aboard the international space station on Tuesday.

It’s said to be the largest tool bag ever lost in space,

but Richard Branson is still taking billionaires up on Virgin Galactic so keep your fingers crossed.


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 Get Your Own Stimulus Package

By: Ernie Mccracken (C)
Submitted: Feb 12, 2009
Category: News  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Bailout
317 Jokes  4 Videos

Get Your Own Stimulus Package

This Valentine's Day,
Rouse more than just the economy.

with KY Intrigue Heat.





 

Not actual KY ad,
but it should be.

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 Putting the Sad in Saddam

By: Ernie Mccracken (C)
Submitted: Jun 23, 2006
Category: Political  Staff Pick!
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Saddam Hussein
42 Jokes

Saddam Hussein ended his hunger strike after missing just one meal in his U.S.-run prison.
Hussein’s efforts have already been praised by Michael Moore as “amazing.”

 

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 Last Thanksgiving I realized...

By: Ernie Mccracken (C)
Submitted: Apr 11, 2008
Category: Weird  
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Thanksgiving
49 Jokes  1 Videos

I think I'm addicted to cold turkey;
really hard to quit.

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 barackobama.com

By: Ernie Mccracken (C)
Submitted: Jun 25, 2008
Category: Political  Staff Pick!
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Barack Obama
884 Jokes  28 Videos

It's been said that it was difficult for Senator Barack Obama to get to where he is today simply because his name is Barack Hussein Obama.

But I say he lucked out.

Because a lot of websites are already locked up.

Let's face it people, Barackobama.com was available.


What if he had been Senator You Tube
or Senator Face Book?

it could happen…

Mr. and Mrs. Book, what are you gonna name him?

“aaaah I’m thinkin Face, what’d you think honey?”

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 Swine Flu Scare

By: Ernie Mccracken (C)
Submitted: Apr 27, 2009
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Swine Flu
74 Jokes  3 Videos

Swine Flu Scare

Reached for comment, Michael Jackson said,

"WHO'S CRAZY NOW??"

adding, "Quick, somebody hold my baby."

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 Drop it Like a Tot

By: Ernie Mccracken (C)
Submitted: May 1, 2008
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Michael Jackson
202 Jokes  3 Videos

Drop it Like a TotWorshippers at a Muslim shrine in western India have been dropping babies 50ft from a tower for good luck.

http://www.itv.com/News/Articles/Devotees-drop-babies-50ft-for-luck-28483519.html


In other news, Michael Jackson has been named Father of the Year in India.

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 Disturbing Trend

By: Ernie Mccracken (C)
Submitted: Feb 26, 2008
Category: Weird  Staff Pick!

When did our society become so intolerant of oxidants?

Oh it starts off innocently; joke here, a stereotype there.

But oxidants came to this land for the same reason you and I did; to make something of themselves.

Sure, that something is cancer cells in our bodies, but that's just their culture.

Open your minds people...
...cause brain tissue cells are the most delicious.

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 Baghdaddy Can We Go to Disneyland?

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Submitted: Apr 23, 2008
Category: News  
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Disney
70 Jokes  2 Videos

The firm that developed Disneyland is planning to build a multi-million amusement park in Baghdad.

Some of the delightful characters and rides will include

101 Insurgents

Pinocchiocrap-my-nose-just-got-blown-off-by-an-IED

20,000 Leagues Under the Oil Reserve

and

Actual Pirates of the Persian Gulf

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 Morale Booster

By: Ernie Mccracken (C)
Submitted: Feb 13, 2008
Category: Weird  
From Hot Topic

Cell Phone
209 Jokes  14 Videos

Morale Booster...we should give crazy people who talk to themselves bluetooth headsets.

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