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Ernie Mccracken
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It's been said that it was difficult for Senator Barack Obama to get to where he is today simply because his name is Barack Hussein Obama.
But I say he lucked out.
Because a lot of websites are already locked up.
Let's face it people, Barackobama.com was available.
What if he had been Senator You Tube
or Senator Face Book?
it could happen…
Mr. and Mrs. Book, what are you gonna name him?
“aaaah I’m thinkin Face, what’d you think honey?”
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 The other day I drove through Durham, NC and saw a billboard that said,
“Durham; Where good things happen.”
The Chamber of Commerce may want to rethink that one.
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 'People' magazine is a misleading title.
A more accurate name would be
'People That Have No Bearing on Your Life',
or 'Rhinoplasty Weekly',
or 'Eating Disorders Digest',
or 'Look Ma! No Consequences'.
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 A new study shows Obesity to be 'socially contagious.'
“This is a huge blow to the Fat Camp industry.”
said the Director of Camp Anawanaseconds
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 President Bush was notably left off
TIME magazine’s “100 Most Influential” list.
Kate Moss, however, was included and praised for overcoming her bout with cocaine.
W: “Wait a damn minute.”
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 A bird flew into and damaged the engine of Vice President Dick Cheney's plane as it arrived in Chicago Friday morning.
Ever the outdoorsman, Cheney gutted and cleaned the bird,
then shot the pilot in the face for good measure.
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When did it become not ok to have sex with monkeys?
And ready to get back into the game!
