my brain says border enforcement

but my stomach says amnesty

 Original Recipe or Extra Contagious?

What really blows my mind about iPods is all the accessories. You can't go into a store or open a magazine without seeing 200 things you can plug your iPod into these days. They've got jeans you can plug them into, toilet paper holders, they've got shoes now - Nike has shoes...seriously. I'm waiting for Apple to tap into that niche market of lonely women who like to download music by coming out with the iBrator:

"1000 songs in your...um...pocket"

By now, we've all heard that Full House star Jodie Sweetin is a recovering meth addict and an intervention was staged by her former Full House costars, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, John Stamos and Bob Saget.

Apparently just Dave Coolier telling her to “cut it out” wasn’t enough.

All I know is, if Bob Saget, John Stamos and the Olsen Twins all got together to ask me to stop doing something, I would stop it. I don’t care what it is.