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Rob Cioffi
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Panty Weighed

By: Rob Cioffi (C)
Submitted: Mar 27, 2007
Category: News  
From Hot Topic

Rosie O'Donnell

69 Jokes

Panty WeighedPolice found 93 pounds of women's panties in a burgurlar's home. The evidence filled five garbage bags.

They immediately contacted Rosie O'Donnell to see if she was missing 5 pairs of panties.

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Munchin House By Proxy

By: Rob Cioffi (C)
Submitted: Mar 23, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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North Carolina

88 Jokes  2 Videos

Munchin House By ProxyA 7 year old in North Carolina weighs 250 pounds.

His mother over fed the boy to help keep their trailer home from flying away during tornadoes.

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Diet Coke

By: Rob Cioffi (C)
Submitted: Aug 1, 2007
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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Bar

694 Jokes  20 Videos

Diet Coke"Does this alcohol monitor make me look fat?"

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Kick The Afganistan

By: Rob Cioffi (C)
Submitted: Aug 6, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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George Bush

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Kick The AfganistanAfghan President Hamid Karzai mocked the Taliban as a group of defeated cowards who are in endgame mode.

Karzai then said, "Although, I will admit they are freakin' great at hide and seek."

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Queen of Denial

By: Rob Cioffi (C)
Submitted: Aug 4, 2007
Category: Entertainment  
From Hot Topic

Lindsay Lohan

106 Jokes  2 Videos

Queen of DenialElle magazine reports that Lindsay Lohan was adamant about never drinking and driving during an interview the day before her 1st DUI.

"I would not do that." she said.

Other things Lindsay thought she would not do:


Piss off Jane Fonda and, by extension, Vietnam.

Herbie Fully Loaded (while, ironically, being fully loaded).

Fez from That 70's Show.

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What The Funny?

By: Rob Cioffi (C)
Submitted: Mar 30, 2007
Category: Weird  Staff Pick!
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Stand-Up Comedy

334 Videos  217 Jokes

What The Funny?...from the DailyComedy.com Dictionary:

f-fluent - adjective

1. stand-up comedy style where the comic has no real comedy material.

2. quality possesed by characters in movies by Martin Scorcese.

3. skilled at spewing obcenities e.g. "The Vice-President's opinion was f-fluent."

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Hog Wash

By: Rob Cioffi (C)
Submitted: Apr 10, 2007
Category: Weird  Staff Pick!

Hog WashA motorcyclist riding on the interstate had an accident with a bathtub.

The biker tried to avoid the tub but it was surrounded by a barber shop, a Banana Republic outlet and an employment office.

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A Star Is Bourne

By: Rob Cioffi (C)
Submitted: Jul 26, 2007
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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Hollywood

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A Star Is BourneWhen receiving a star on Hollywood's Walk of Fame actor Matt Damon reacted with disbelief.

So did everyone else.

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Abracadabracide

By: Rob Cioffi (C)
Submitted: Mar 25, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Animal

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AbracadabracideHoudini's nephew believes his uncle was poisoned.

One of his last tricks was called "The Vanishing Can of Dog Food."

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Babble of the Sexes

By: Rob Cioffi (C)
Submitted: Jul 6, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!

Babble of the SexesA surprising new study says women don't talk more than men. Scientist account for this by the male's use of a repetitive pattern of speech called 'patronizing parrot'.

They found 70% of all men's utterances are "Yes dear. You are absolutely right about [FILL IN BLANK]. Let me write that down."

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