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Rob Cioffi
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Munchin House By Proxy

By: Rob Cioffi (C)
Submitted: Mar 23, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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North Carolina

88 Jokes  2 Videos

Munchin House By ProxyA 7 year old in North Carolina weighs 250 pounds.

His mother over fed the boy to help keep their trailer home from flying away during tornadoes.

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Lovely Rita Coffee Barista

By: Rob Cioffi (C)
Submitted: Mar 12, 2007
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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Paul McCartney

31 Jokes

Lovely Rita Coffee BaristaStarbucks is starting up it's own record label and have plans to sign Paul McCartney.

The former Beatle's first release for the label will be entitled "Band with the Runs".

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The Six Day Commute

By: Rob Cioffi (C)
Submitted: Dec 5, 2006
Category: News  Staff Pick!

The Six Day Commute

 

Israeli road blocks and check points along Road 60 in the West Bank makes what used to be a 20 minute ride a 2 1/2 hour ordeal. To raise awareness of the issue Palestinians have renamed the road the Long Island Expressway.


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I'm Every Crackhead

By: Rob Cioffi (C)
Submitted: Dec 26, 2006
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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Crack

24 Jokes  1 Videos

 

A Vermont Police department is distributing beer mugs with police logos on them to local bars to help remind patrons not to drink and drive. They also plan to distribute crack pipes with Whitney Houston's picture to remind people not to smoke crack.


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Casino Royale with Cheese

By: Rob Cioffi (C)
Submitted: Dec 7, 2006
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Taco Bell

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The Kremlin denies any involvement with a Russian spy being poisoned by radiation. "If we wanted him to die a slow painful death we would have taken him to Taco Bell."


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Mile Die Club

By: Rob Cioffi (C)
Submitted: Mar 18, 2007
Category: Weird  Staff Pick!
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Airport

444 Jokes  17 Videos

Mile Die ClubA passenger who died on a British Airways flight was moved from economy to first class.

Apparently "myself" is the answer to "Who do I have to kill to get a free upgrade on British Airways?"

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Five Alarm Cheetah

By: Rob Cioffi (C)
Submitted: Dec 4, 2006
Category: News  Staff Pick!

Five Alarm Cheetah

 

A bonobo ape that knows sign language repatedly pulled a fire alarm after promising her trainer she wouldn't. At a press conference the bonobo explained, "Sure I promised not to. But hey, I'm a FREAKING MONKEY! What kind of moron takes the word of a FREAKING MONKEY!"


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Heart Chocolate

By: Rob Cioffi (C)
Submitted: Dec 4, 2006
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Weight Loss

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Heart Chocolate

 

New studies declare that eating chocolate and drinking red wine prevent heart attacks. It also increases your chances of one night stands with fat chicks.


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Bam Bam™ Chewables ®

By: Rob Cioffi (C)
Submitted: Dec 8, 2006
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Birth Control

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A new chewable birth control pill debuted today. It will be marketed to girls that don't swallow.


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Babble of the Sexes

By: Rob Cioffi (C)
Submitted: Jul 6, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!

Babble of the SexesA surprising new study says women don't talk more than men. Scientist account for this by the male's use of a repetitive pattern of speech called 'patronizing parrot'.

They found 70% of all men's utterances are "Yes dear. You are absolutely right about [FILL IN BLANK]. Let me write that down."

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