Action figure versions of the Presidential candidates and their running mates are now being sold on the internet.  It's a crucial time for it too, since G.I. Joe is still deployed and the banks foreclosed on the Barbie Dream House.

A new reality dating show will premiere on Fox featuring guys dating plus-size women.  Fox calls it "More to Love,"; BET calls it, "Regular Programming". 

Due to the slumping economy, Six Flags is filing for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection.  Ironically, when they get to bankruptcy court, they'll have to wait in a line a mile long for two hours only to realize later that this ride really sucks. 

*This joke was also submitted to Late Night w/ Jimmy Fallon.

Gerard Damiano, the director of "Deep Throat", has died at the age of 80.  And thanks to karma, the Grim Reaper didn't warn him at all before coming. 

50 Cent has a business-centered reality show on MTV.  Some of it is based on book smarts, but most is based on common sent. 

President Bush called Barack Obama to congratulate him on his victory.  Then he asked if he could repeat next year before realizing he mixed up his notecard with the one for black athletes.