A new reality dating show will premiere on Fox featuring guys dating plus-size women.  Fox calls it "More to Love,"; BET calls it, "Regular Programming". 

The movie "Paul Blart: Mall Cop" continues to do well at the box office. Critics, however, say it's unrealistic because it falsely depicts today's malls as having shoppers.

After three months at sea, two men landed in Hawaii on a raft made out of plastic bottles.  And by booking their travel with Orbitz, they saved ten bucks!

A runway at JFK airport was shut down Wednesday morning after 78 turtles crawled onto the tarmac.  So let's recap:  Geese taking down jets, turtles shutting down runways, pigs spreading the flu...I'm starting to think Old MacDonald is a terrorist.  

Madonna arrived in Malawi this week prepared to adopt a 4-year-old girl from the country. Thus kicking off this year's Madonna - Angelina Jolie Fantasy Draft. 

Dell introduced new computers specifically marketed to Chinese consumers.  Basically it's a normal computer, but it comes with a man who arrests anyone trying to access the internet.

Weather reports show Tropical Storm Fay is still hanging around Florida.  My guess is that it's stuck behind a lady in the left lane, doing about 35.