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Anthony DeVito
Anthony DeVito
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Anthony DeVito is a native of Brooklyn and performs comedy in an around NYC. He's been seen on VH1, A&E, Discovery Channel and Late Night With Conan O'Brien. He's also written for Jest magazine and enjoyed 3 years on the job as one of Us Weekly's Fashion Police. His website is www.anthonydevito.com and he loves you very much.
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 Halliburton Moves HQ to Dubai

By: Anthony DeVito (C)
Submitted: Mar 12, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!

Leading scientists to study how having that much money in one place will affect the rotation of the Earth.

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 Madame Tussaud's Unveils Wax Kate Moss

By: Anthony DeVito (C)
Submitted: Feb 13, 2007
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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Kate Moss
11 Jokes

Mounted next to the statue is a pile of wax cocaine, and the real Pete Doherty.

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 Born Too Late

By: Anthony DeVito (C)
Submitted: Oct 18, 2006
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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Eddie Murphy
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Rumor has it that former Spice Girl Melanie "Scary Spice" Brown is pregnant by Eddie Murphy.

Which will make this the world's first baby to be born a has-been.

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 Courtney's Rehab Tab

By: Anthony DeVito (C)
Submitted: Mar 9, 2007
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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Courtney Love
18 Jokes  1 Videos

A swanky rehab facility is suing Courtney Love, claiming she never paid her bill after leaving there in 2005.

The lawsuit states that unless she pays in full, she will be shot full of heroin-tipped darts, thus re-addicting her.

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 Breaking Shocker: "Survivor" Hatch Hates Prison

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Submitted: Mar 16, 2007
Category: News  
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Prison
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Richard Hatch, who won $1 million on Survivor then went to jail for not paying taxes on it, says prison is "horrendous."

He added, "Somebody should sue the show Oz for grossly misrepresenting the incarceration experience."

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 ¡Ay Gabbaña!

By: Anthony DeVito (C)
Submitted: Mar 14, 2007
Category: News  

ROME - Italian fashion house Dolce and Gabbana said it would stop all its advertising in Spain after it was forced to withdraw an ad that "justified" violence against women.

"This is, how you say, absurd," the two men said in a statement. "As you can see by our collections, we truly hate women. But in no way do we endorse beating them up."

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 Mud Pact

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Submitted: Jan 5, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Court Room
517 Jokes  4 Videos

People who live down a hill from Charlton Heston are suing the actor, alleging their property was damaged 2 years ago by a mudslide that poured debris onto their homes.


After learning of the lawsuit, a nude and dentureless Heston, 83, was seen waving a .44 Magnum and screaming, "Take your stinking paws off of me, you damn dirty neighbors!"

He was then sedated by a tranquilizer dart and strapped back into his Craftmatic® adjustable bed.

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 T-Boned!

By: Anthony DeVito (C)
Submitted: Oct 9, 2006
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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Paris Hilton
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According to ABC News, Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie were spotted together at an L.A. steakhouse.

"We're still not speaking or anything," said Nicole. "We had just both stopped in to throw up."

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 No Room At The Multiplex

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Submitted: Dec 4, 2006
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Santa Claus
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Inspired by the runaway box-office success of "The Passion Of The Christ," expectations had been high for "The Nativity Story," which made a disappointing $8 million this weekend.

When Christian moviegoers were asked why they weren't interested in this film, reponses ranged from "not enough Santa Claus" to "the Jews got off way too easy."

 

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 Veggie Tale

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Submitted: Mar 8, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!

A woman who went into a vegetative state in November 2000 awoke this week for three days, then slipped back.

After being updated on everything that's happened in the last 6 years, Christa Lilly said, "Yeah, I'll take the coma."

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