Bill Maher told Larry King on Wednesday it is well known in Washington that Republican National Committee Chairman Ken Mehlman is a closet jew. When King stated he had never heard that about Mehlman, Maher quipped, "I guess you and I don't go to the same bath houses, Larry. I've seen this faigele's schlong up close and personal. In a bath house. He's either a jew or he had a nasty slip with a potato peeler."

Bill Maher failed to out key Republicans on his HBO show last Friday, despite promising to do so on Larry King. The FBI has been called in to investigate.

Agents have been working undercover to probe holes and expose cracks in what appears to be a conspiracy by political peter puffers.

Jay Leno is making news by suing an author for reprinting his jokes. Ironically, a small town newspaper placed the story under a picture of a cow named Michael Jackson being milked to death.

"A cow named Michael Jackson? Does it moo walk?" - Jay Leno

The book hypothetically describes how the murders would have been committed. Entitled "If I Did It", it will include chapters such as "If the Pope Was Catholic" and "If Bears Shit In The Woods".

Have you ever noticed that when you get your civil rigthts violated by the LAPD you get a beating while someone is video taping, whereas when you get your civil rights violated by the NYPD you just get shot dead?

What's up with that?

Season 7 now available on DVD.

UN Ambassador John Bolton is resigning.  Bolton will join the road production of “The Teddy Roosevelt Story” as Wilfred Brimley’s understudy.

The lead singer of the children's group The Wiggles announced he will stop performing after being diagnosed with a chronic condition that causes dizziness, fatigue and nausea. The condition, Yokoonoitis, is caused by singing lead for the Wiggles.

The CEO of Google told Republicans today that the Internet is the key to winning the '08 election. President Bush was elated, stating, "lots of Republicans use the Google on the internets."

NOTE : To get the full inmpact of this bit go to Google.com, type in the word "FAILURE" and hit the I'm Feeling Lucky button.

A wreath shaped like a peace sign is satanic according to some Denver residents. "We also believe christmas trees are nests for Keebler elves."

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