TV Pitchman Billy Mays was found dead in his home Sunday morning.  Cause of death is still unknown.  However, Billy was on a flight that had a hard landing and hit his head very hard.  Billy also complained about not feeling well before going to bed to his wife. 

Devasted the Sham Wow guy was quoted as saying "I guess the German's didn't make that plane because you know they make good stuff." 

Recently I represented a paper I draw cartoons for at the Buffalo Comicon.  Obviously out looking for exposure and finding new advertisers for the paper. 

This may suprise you but some comic book people are what you might call....strange.  A lot of comic book people are well over middle age and appear to still live with their parents.  Now, I met a bunch of cool artists that have it together and may even rent their own apartment.  But, the comic book fans.....uh, a little cuckoo.  I could only compare it to a minor league trekkie convention. 

If you read this and say that I am lying, but you are reading this in your mom's basement surrounded by boxes of DC and Marvel comic books and no girlfriend in your near future, maybe you should reevaluate things.  Get out.  Get some sun.  I am a big Spiderman and X-Men fan.  However, my real life is not associated with the characters ever.  It's called.....reality. 

Governor Palin has announced that she will resign on July 26.  This has led many to speculate a Presidential run and perhaps a television or radio show in the mean time. 

Personally I am hoping that she had a mistress in Argentina and there are pictures and videos and posters and trading cards made of the two women.  Or, one of those 4 picture rolls you get from those photo-booths in the mall. 

Holy crap his story was better than my Vegas story.  He was flying to Argentina to sleep with his mistress.  And I thought I was stretching the truth. 

I would love to know how many millions of dollars are spent every year evaluating whether life existed on Mars or if we could pack and move there.  Well 3 billion years ago there was a lake there.  A lot of good that does us now.  That's kind of like running out of gas in the desert and having somebody stop by to say "Too bad you're out of gas, 5 years ago there was a gas station in this very spot" and then speeding off on you. 

Maybe we can cure hunger here before we send another robotic remote control car to Mars to find out it's full of rocks.  NASA stands for Not As Smart As You Think.  I guess that's NASAYT.

Kim Jong Il has threatened that Nuclear War chances are at the highest ever.  He is threatening to Nuke South Korea.  I'm no scientist but it seems that would be like North Carolina nuking South Carolina.  They're all going to die.  

Why is this guy such a pain in the ass?  Well, his first name is Kim and he's the size of an 11 year old pygmy.  Usually short people just buy a big pick-up truck to make up for their lack of size.  We should send him a big Hummer and a penis pump to make him feel better about himself. 

A favorite pet-peeve of mine is the movie Pinnochio.  You all remember.  The movie about the old man building wooden dolls of boys and little girls.  Then, some fairy comes down and brings him to life.  And, instead of being freaked out by this, the old pervert embraces it and thinks it's ok to send him out into the real world.  "You must go to school".  Yeah, great idea, 11 minutes ago he was a mute wooden boy so you better get him out there to learn math and get his study on.  And, it's always a good idea to give a dude with one foot in the grave a kid.  The rest of the movie is full of bad kids, pinnochio smoking cigars, playing pool and then they turned little kids into donkeys.  Hello!  Am I the only one that sees a problem here.  When this first came out kids must have been mortified.  We try to keep our kids from saying bad words, seeing naked women and playing violent video games.  However, it is ok to send the message that if you're bad you'll turn into a donkey and have to work on mountain for the rest of your life.  Next time we'll talk about the huge lie that is, Santa Claus.

31 year old Liew Siaw Hsia gave birth to a baby boy on an AirAsia flight to Bourneo Island.  The low cost airline offered the mother and baby free flights for life for the successful birth.  

If that happened in this country, not only would the mother have had to pay for another seat, they would have charged her for her baggage on the placenta.   

Yahoo has video of a woman who while pregnant with child, conceived another chid.  I watched the video.  I don't think she's pregnant at all.  I'm pretty sure she just swallowed those babies whole.  Recheck the sonogram, that's her stomach not her uterus.