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 A biopsy on a patch of skin removed from John McCain's temple Monday shows no evidence the Arizona senator has skin cancer.
It was determined that it was just scar tissue from a wound he received as a child from his pet terradactyl.
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 Lin Miaoke, who performed "Ode to the Motherland" which captivated millions of viewers during the opening ceremony of the Beijing Olympics was lip-syncing to the sound of another girl, 7-year-old Yang Peiyi, who was heard but not seen, apparently because she was deemed not cute enough.
If only Amy Winehouse was chinese.
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 Presidential candidates have been linked to be distant relatives of some famous people. Barack Obama is related to Brad Pitt and Hillary Clinton is related to Angelina Jolie. Not to be outdone, it has been determined that John McCain is George Washington's uncle.
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 Academy Award-winning actress Tatum O'Neal was released after her arraignment at a Manhattan courtroom Monday stemming from her weekend arrest for allegedly buying crack cocaine.
She denied this accusation by crying out that all of her crack is clearly labeled "Happy Birthday Addie" from her aunt Helen in Wichita.
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 Frances Townsend, President Bush's national security adviser, said that Osama bin Laden may be grabbing headlines with a new videotape, but he is "virtually impotent".
So I guess this means that Osama can still f**k us, he just can't get us pregnant.
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Pam Anderson filed for divorce. She should claim "irreconcilable similarities" - since they are both worthless whores and human stains.
Actor Charlton Heston has died. I guess it's time to pry that gun from his dead cold hands.
Marcel Marceau, who revived the art of mime and brought poetry to silence, has died. He was 84.
