Thousands of dead Floridians are registered to vote and some in Central Florida had ballots cast in their names long after their deaths. After hearing the news, John McCain immediately headed down to Florida to campaign directly at the cemetaries.

Oscar-winning actress Helen Mirren who played "The Queen" has revealed she was date-raped a couple times and did lots of cocaine when she was a student.

Variety reports that she has now surpassed Amy Winehouse as the front runner to play the lead in "Coke Whore".

Michael Jackson celebrated his 50th birthday Friday.

In related news, his nose turns 25.

Rush Limbaugh offered himself some kudos for predicting in March that the health care bill wouldn't be passed before Ted Kennedy's death and that it would be named in his honor.

I predict that following the death of Rush Limbaugh, the makers of OxyContin will honor him by renaming their product, BigFatCondescendingBlowhardtin.

David Duchovny has entered a rehabilitation facility for sex addiction.

The truth is out there and he has repeatedly banged it.

Dave Freeman, co-author of "100 Things to Do Before You Die," has died. He was just 47.

Apparently, not included in the book was to celebrate his 48th birthday.

Lesbian activist Del Martin, at the forefront of the battle for same-sex marriage in California, died Wednesday in San Francisco. She was 87.

Although the cause of death was not listed, her surviving partner said that she had a severe licker problem and even though they were legally married, she still won't receive dick.