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Wild Willy Parsons
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Moonwalker

By: Wild Willy Parsons (C)
Submitted: Aug 30, 2008
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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Michael Jackson

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Moonwalker

Michael Jackson celebrated his 50th birthday Friday.

In related news, his nose turns 25.


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Dumblehomo

By: Wild Willy Parsons (C)
Submitted: Oct 22, 2007
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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Harry Potter

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DumblehomoHarry Potter's author J.K. Rowling's makes a revelation that master wizard Albus Dumbledore is gay.

And in related news, I have also made a revalation that if you read these books, YOU are gay!

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Rushed to Death

By: Wild Willy Parsons (C)
Submitted: Aug 27, 2009
Category: Political  Staff Pick!
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Rush Limbaugh

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Rushed to Death

Rush Limbaugh offered himself some kudos for predicting in March that the health care bill wouldn't be passed before Ted Kennedy's death and that it would be named in his honor.

I predict that following the death of Rush Limbaugh, the makers of OxyContin will honor him by renaming their product, BigFatCondescendingBlowhardtin.

 

 

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Fidelity Castrocized

By: Wild Willy Parsons (C)
Submitted: Aug 23, 2009
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Fidel Castro

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Fidelity Castrocized

A new photo of ailing Communist leader Fidel Castro surfaced on Sunday, revealing a more healthy-looking man than in prior photos.

This is due to a low-fat diet, a strict regimen of vitamins and a new version of Photoshop.


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Britney's lil' sis puts out!

By: Wild Willy Parsons (C)
Submitted: Dec 19, 2007
Category: News  
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Britney Spears

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Britney's lil' sis puts out!Jamie Lynn Spears, the 16-year-old "Zoey 101" star and sister of Britney, told OK! magazine that she's pregnant.

She stated that "it's no big deal, it's not like I shaved my head!"

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Pam Anderson single again!

By: Wild Willy Parsons (C)
Submitted: Dec 18, 2007
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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Pamela Anderson

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Pam Anderson single again!Pam Anderson filed for divorce. She should claim "irreconcilable similarities" - since they are both worthless whores and human stains.

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Greenless Friday

By: Wild Willy Parsons (C)
Submitted: Nov 2, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Al Sharpton

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Greenless FridayA nationally syndicated radio host is urging black Americans to refrain from spending money Friday, and his efforts are garnering support from some of the civil rights movement's heaviest hitters.

Good!, finally "whitey" can get some decent crack.

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Trick or Beep...beep...beep

By: Wild Willy Parsons (C)
Submitted: Oct 19, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Halloween

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Trick or Beep...beep...beepThe Palace Mobile Home Trailer Park is a place that welcomes sex offenders. Ninety-five of these 200 residents are convicted sex offenders with ankle bracelets, including some pedophiles.

They also hold the record for buying the most Halloween candy.

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A murdering thief?

By: Wild Willy Parsons (C)
Submitted: Sep 14, 2007
Category: News  
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Las Vegas

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A murdering thief?Former NFL star running back (and murderer) O.J. Simpson has been questioned as a possible suspect in an alleged theft at a hotel-casino in Las Vegas, Nevada, police spokesman said Friday. Simpson claims that he was conducting a sting operation to collect some of his own memorabilia.

In the room, police did find the items belonging to Simpson:

A Bloody Glove
A Bloody Knife
A Bloody football
A Bloody Heisman Trophy
A Bloody Jersey
A Bloody white diamond dress once belonging to Carol Channing and a pair of Bloody socks.

Simpson was adamant about having his name besmirched as a thief. "I hate being labeled a thief" stated Simpson.

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He be impotent

By: Wild Willy Parsons (C)
Submitted: Sep 9, 2007
Category: Political  
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Osama Bin Laden

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He be impotentFrances Townsend, President Bush's national security adviser, said that Osama bin Laden may be grabbing headlines with a new videotape, but he is "virtually impotent".

So I guess this means that Osama can still f**k us, he just can't get us pregnant.

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