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Wild Willy Parsons
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Like, what-ever!

By: Wild Willy Parsons (C)
Submitted: Jun 28, 2009
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Iran

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With the breaking news of Michael Jackson's death combined with the threats from Iran, the traffic increase almost shut down the internet completely. Thank God that Paris Hilton didn't fart or it would have been anarchy!


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This Old Doctor's Office

By: Wild Willy Parsons (C)
Submitted: Aug 13, 2009
Category: Political  Staff Pick!
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Health Care

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This Old Doctor's Office

I am fairly certain that my doctor is not a fan of Obama's health care reform because his newly remodeled waiting room is covered in Death Paneling.


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Pam Anderson single again!

By: Wild Willy Parsons (C)
Submitted: Dec 18, 2007
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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Pamela Anderson

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Pam Anderson single again!Pam Anderson filed for divorce. She should claim "irreconcilable similarities" - since they are both worthless whores and human stains.

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Moonwalker

By: Wild Willy Parsons (C)
Submitted: Aug 30, 2008
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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Michael Jackson

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Moonwalker

Michael Jackson celebrated his 50th birthday Friday.

In related news, his nose turns 25.


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Trick or Beep...beep...beep

By: Wild Willy Parsons (C)
Submitted: Oct 19, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Halloween

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Trick or Beep...beep...beepThe Palace Mobile Home Trailer Park is a place that welcomes sex offenders. Ninety-five of these 200 residents are convicted sex offenders with ankle bracelets, including some pedophiles.

They also hold the record for buying the most Halloween candy.

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A murdering thief?

By: Wild Willy Parsons (C)
Submitted: Sep 14, 2007
Category: News  
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Las Vegas

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A murdering thief?Former NFL star running back (and murderer) O.J. Simpson has been questioned as a possible suspect in an alleged theft at a hotel-casino in Las Vegas, Nevada, police spokesman said Friday. Simpson claims that he was conducting a sting operation to collect some of his own memorabilia.

In the room, police did find the items belonging to Simpson:

A Bloody Glove
A Bloody Knife
A Bloody football
A Bloody Heisman Trophy
A Bloody Jersey
A Bloody white diamond dress once belonging to Carol Channing and a pair of Bloody socks.

Simpson was adamant about having his name besmirched as a thief. "I hate being labeled a thief" stated Simpson.

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Just another whacky nut job

By: Wild Willy Parsons (C)
Submitted: Apr 5, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Los Angeles

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Just another whacky nut jobLOS ANGELES, California (AP) -- An Air Force veteran has filed a federal claim after an operation at a Veterans Administration hospital in which a healthy testicle was removed instead of a potentially cancerous one.

I suppose that he should never have said that "I would give my right nut to rid myself of cancer".

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The Quick and the Dead

By: Wild Willy Parsons (C)
Submitted: Sep 9, 2009
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Animal

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The Quick and the Dead

A cheetah from the Cincinnati Zoo became the world's fastest land mammal Wednesday by doing the 100 meter dash in a record 6.13 seconds.

Also a record, the zookeeper, the late Elmer Scattle did it in 6.14 seconds.


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It's all relative

By: Wild Willy Parsons (C)
Submitted: Mar 26, 2008
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Washington

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It's all relativePresidential candidates have been linked to be distant relatives of some famous people. Barack Obama is related to Brad Pitt and Hillary Clinton is related to Angelina Jolie. Not to be outdone, it has been determined that John McCain is George Washington's uncle.

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Oscar winning Cracktress

By: Wild Willy Parsons (C)
Submitted: Jun 2, 2008
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Oscar

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Oscar winning CracktressAcademy Award-winning actress Tatum O'Neal was released after her arraignment at a Manhattan courtroom Monday stemming from her weekend arrest for allegedly buying crack cocaine.

She denied this accusation by crying out that all of her crack is clearly labeled "Happy Birthday Addie" from her aunt Helen in Wichita.

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