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Greg Manuel
Greg Manuel
"Y'ever had to take a sh*t...RIGHT after you get outta the shower?"

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I am a comedian out of New York, and have been performing in the tri-state area since the summer of 2001.

If my comedic style could be likened to a Kung Fu discipline, mine would be a style I like to call "CYF Technique."

Cerebral, Yet Filthy.

Don't worry about it; all it really means is, I tell d*ck jokes that take a second to register. But to give you an idea of the kind of jokes I tell, here's an example.

Q: How do you define irony?
A: A vegan that swallows.

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Talk About a Shocker!

By: Greg Manuel (C)
Submitted: Jul 30, 2009
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Kevin Federline

69 Jokes  3 Videos

Yahoo.com Headline: K-Fed's weight shocks fans

Me: Whoa...K-Fed has fans??? 


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When One Door Closes...

By: Greg Manuel (C)
Submitted: Jun 17, 2009
Category: Political  Staff Pick!
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John Ensign

12 Jokes

Republican Senator John Ensign (NV) has stepped down from his leadership post, after admitting he carried on an extramarital affair with a woman who was on his campaign staff. 

There's a lot of speculation as to his next move; with what we know about him now, I'd say he's already a halfway decent Democrat.


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Presenting...the First Granny!

By: Greg Manuel (C)
Submitted: Jan 11, 2009
Category: Political  Staff Pick!
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Inauguration

47 Jokes

President-elect Barack Obama's mother-in-law - Marian Robinson - will temporarily move in with the Obamas after Inauguration Day, to help care for her two granddaughters.

Probably the most interesting reaction to this bit of news came from actor/comedian Martin Lawrence: "Well, well...all of a sudden, Big Momma's White House don't seem that stupid of an idea, now does it?" 


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Live Free or Cry

By: Greg Manuel (C)
Submitted: Jan 8, 2008
Category: Political  Staff Pick!
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New Hampshire

37 Jokes

Live Free or CryI think people are making far too big a deal of Hillary Clinton's teary response while answering voter questions in New Hampshire. Some see it as maudlin, others see it as a calculating move...I think she just wanted to show off the new tear ducts she had installed.

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Fire at the White House

By: Greg Manuel (C)
Submitted: Dec 19, 2007
Category: News  
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Dick Cheney

155 Jokes  1 Videos

A small fire apparently broke out in a building on the White House compound today, specifically an office owned by Dick Cheney.

Reports indicate that the blaze was located in the Vice President's suite of ceremonial offices...hm.

Dick Cheney. Fire. "Ceremonial Offices."

Y'know what - I'll just let you supply your own punchline.

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Yakkety Yak! (Don't Talk Back)

By: Greg Manuel (C)
Submitted: Nov 29, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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California

524 Jokes  18 Videos

Psychologist Campbell Leaper of the University of California Santa Cruz conducted a review of research into the topic spanning from the 1960s to today, and has discovered that men may actually talk more than women.

"It seems the repetition of such phrases as 'It's not what you think,' 'I know where I'm going,' 'What'd I do this time?' 'Let me finish,' 'Can I talk now?' and 'For God's sake will you shut up for a second?' can really add up," said Leaper.

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A Most Unexpected Mastermind

By: Greg Manuel (C)
Submitted: Mar 15, 2007
Category: News  

A Most Unexpected MastermindSo...

What's up with Ron Jeremy planning 9/11?

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He's Got the Magic Stick - and Now, He's Got Protection For Yours!

By: Greg Manuel (C)
Submitted: Jan 10, 2007
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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50 Cent

30 Jokes

Rapper 50 Cent is preparing to release his own brand of condoms.

Insiders expect high sales even in light of reports that each condom will have nine holes in them.


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Live Via Satellite: Pope Benedict in Turkey...

By: Greg Manuel (C)
Submitted: Nov 29, 2006
Category: Political  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Pope

112 Jokes  1 Videos

POPE BENEDICT XVI: And now, our opening prayer. Please recite along, if you know it: "Istanbul was Constantinople. Now it's Istanbul, not Constantinople. Been a long time gone - " Oh, ha-HA, very funny you guys...alright, which one of you did this?


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Breaking News - No Wait, Never Mind...

By: Greg Manuel (C)
Submitted: Oct 29, 2009
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Canada

114 Jokes  8 Videos

Headline: "Canadian Singer Killed By Coyotes"

I'll save you the trouble - it wasn't Celine Dion...


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