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Todd Justice
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Standup comedian from the great state of Texas who can be heard on both XM and Sirius Satellite Radio around the world. He has performed all over the US, Canada, Europe, Middle East, Asia, and has even appeared on "Family Feud"!
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The Wild, Wild West

By: Todd Justice (C)
Submitted: Oct 5, 2006
Category: News  
From Hot Topic

School

933 Jokes  35 Videos

MADISON, Wis. (AP) — A state lawmaker, worried about a recent string of deadly school shootings, suggested arming teachers, principals and other school personnel as a safety measure and a deterrent.
 
In other news, Bessie the cow has disappeared out of old man Jacobs' barn.

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Clean Karr

By: Todd Justice (C)
Submitted: Oct 5, 2006
Category: News  
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Porn

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A judge dismissed child pornography charges Thursday against former JonBenet Ramsey murder suspect John Mark Karr after prosecutors said they didn't have enough evidence to take the case to trial.

See there ... it pays to clear your cache.


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Kinky on abortion

By: Todd Justice (C)
Submitted: Oct 5, 2006
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Birth Control

369 Jokes  9 Videos

Kinky Friedman stated recently that abortion should be "very, very rare", and only if you're pregnant.


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Put that over there

By: Todd Justice (C)
Submitted: Oct 5, 2006
Category: Political  
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Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

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Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad warned Wednesday that sanctions will not stop Iran from enriching uranium.

He later admitted, "I'm not even sure we're doing it right."


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Mel Gibsons' vision blurred

By: Todd Justice (C)
Submitted: Oct 4, 2006
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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Mel Gibson

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"I think I've got a Jew in my eye."


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How do you spell that?

By: Todd Justice (C)
Submitted: Oct 4, 2006
Category: Entertainment  

Maggie Gyllenhaal and Peter Sarsgaard recently welcomed their new daughter Ramona into the world.

Not to be outdone, Ramona will soon be changing her last name to Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.


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Through the wilderness

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Submitted: Oct 4, 2006
Category: Entertainment  
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Madonna

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Madonna arrived in Malawi on Wednesday on a mission to help AIDS orphans — and may leave with a child adopted in this impoverished southern African country.

She later stated, "I feel like a virgin, touched for the very first time."


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