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Todd Justice
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Standup comedian from the great state of Texas who can be heard on both XM and Sirius Satellite Radio around the world. He has performed all over the US, Canada, Europe, Middle East, Asia, and has even appeared on "Family Feud"!
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A New Genre

By: Todd Justice (C)
Submitted: Oct 29, 2007
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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Porn

198 Jokes  9 Videos

The 'Saw' movie series has recently been described by some as "torture porn." These same viewers have clearly never seen a Ron Jeremy flick.

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Kinky on abortion

By: Todd Justice (C)
Submitted: Oct 5, 2006
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Birth Control

369 Jokes  9 Videos

Kinky Friedman stated recently that abortion should be "very, very rare", and only if you're pregnant.


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Route 66

By: Todd Justice (C)
Submitted: Feb 16, 2009
Category: Political  Staff Pick!
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Barack Obama

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Route 66

In order to help get the embattled U.S. auto industry back on track and oversee its progress, President Obama has elected not to appoint anyone to the position of "Car Czar". It's now called the "Chevy Heavy".


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Nutcracker

By: Todd Justice (C)
Submitted: Oct 28, 2007
Category: News  
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New York

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According to researchers at the Mount Sinai School of Medicine in New York, peanut allergies cause 50 to 100 deaths per year. Someone ought to shut that place down.

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No more prison porn

By: Todd Justice (C)
Submitted: Oct 17, 2006
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Prison

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EVANSVILLE, Ind. - Revealing tops are out and bras are now a must for women visiting prisoners at the Vanderburgh County Jail. Jail officials imposed a new dress code policy after several incidents in which women visiting the jail exposed themselves to male prisoners.

One official made it very clear ... "If I can't see 'em, nobody sees 'em."


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We'll get to the bottom of this

By: Todd Justice (C)
Submitted: Oct 9, 2006
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Mark Foley

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The Washington Post has reported that a former page of Mark Foley showed Rep. Jim Kolbe some Internet messages from Foley that had made the page uncomfortable. To ease the pages discomfort, Kolbe then passed the messages on to the Washington Post.


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How do you spell that?

By: Todd Justice (C)
Submitted: Oct 4, 2006
Category: Entertainment  

Maggie Gyllenhaal and Peter Sarsgaard recently welcomed their new daughter Ramona into the world.

Not to be outdone, Ramona will soon be changing her last name to Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.


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Quit Bragging

By: Todd Justice (C)
Submitted: Jul 11, 2009
Category: Sports  Staff Pick!
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San Francisco

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Quit Bragging

SAN FRANCISCO (AP) — San Francisco Giant Jonathan Sanchez pitched the first no-hitter of 2009 on friday night, beating the Allen High School Badgers 29-0.



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So What

By: Todd Justice (C)
Submitted: Jun 21, 2009
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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American Idol

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 MIDVALE, Utah (AP) — The father of last year's American Idol runner-up David Archuleta has pleaded no contest to patronizing a prostitute in a Salt Lake City suburb. If the 47-year-old James Jeffrey Archuleta avoids repeating the crime by the end of this month, the charge will be removed from his record.


If we ever hear from his son again, it'll be a miracle.

 


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Something Stinks

By: Todd Justice (C)
Submitted: Jun 7, 2009
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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New York

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Something Stinks

NEW YORK (AP) — Swimmers are being kept out of the water at Coney Island out of concerns about a sewage overflow from a nearby treatment plant.

22 other beaches nearby were left open because apparently they face a different ocean.


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