EVANSVILLE, Ind. - Revealing tops are out and bras are now a must for women visiting prisoners at the Vanderburgh County Jail. Jail officials imposed a new dress code policy after several incidents in which women visiting the jail exposed themselves to male prisoners.

One official made it very clear ... "If I can't see 'em, nobody sees 'em."

The Washington Post has reported that a former page of Mark Foley showed Rep. Jim Kolbe some Internet messages from Foley that had made the page uncomfortable. To ease the pages discomfort, Kolbe then passed the messages on to the Washington Post.

For the past five years, Sen. George Allen has failed to tell Congress about stock options he got for his work as a director of a high-tech company. Allens' page was unavailable for comment.

"I think I've got a Jew in my eye."

Kinky Friedman stated recently that abortion should be "very, very rare", and only if you're pregnant.

North Korea said Monday it has performed its first underground nuclear weapons test. Sunglasses were still mandatory.

It's still unclear whether an actual test took place. The U.S. Geological Survey said it detected no seismic activity in North Korea, since North Korea is not in the U.S..

Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad warned Wednesday that sanctions will not stop Iran from enriching uranium.

He later admitted, "I'm not even sure we're doing it right."

President Bush said Friday that the fight in Iraq has been longer and more costly than expected. Kinda like O.J. Simpsons' freedom.