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Tom Shillue
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To the Daily Comedy crowd,
The Green Room at the Bleeker Street Theater NYC is producing a run of my new show Supernormal.

"I would love for all of you to see it.
remaining dates: April 27, May 4"

Here's where to get tickets:
http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/60010



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Backstage said "There isn't anything Shillue can't do." Critics say he is always on point, original, and one of the top comics in the country. The New York Times called Shillue [more]

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yeah man that hassselhoff picture is real as far as i know. i can't believe someone set that up and took a picture. those poor dogs...

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Hey, great to meet you last night - see you in Montclair!
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Congressman: Parts of Baghdad as Safe as Detroit

By: Tom Shillue (C)
Submitted: Mar 22, 2007
Category: News  
From Hot Topic

Iraq

411 Jokes  3 Videos

Congressman: Parts of Baghdad as Safe as Detroit...for kitty cats.

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Sinbad Says: I'm Not Dead

By: Tom Shillue (C)
Submitted: Mar 18, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!

Sinbad Says: I'm Not DeadThe actor and comedian denied Wikipedia reports of his death were true.

He also said that the films "Houseguest" and "Jingle All The Way" are not dead, but on life-support in foreign video stores.

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SI Stops Delivery of Swimsuit Issue to Schools!

By: Tom Shillue (C)
Submitted: Mar 9, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

School

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SI Stops Delivery of Swimsuit Issue to Schools!This is actually not huge news, but it will make the front page because editors like an excuse to run the accompanying photo.

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New Cable Network Launches

By: Tom Shillue (C)
Submitted: Mar 5, 2007
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Gay and Lesbian

503 Jokes  23 Videos

New Cable Network LaunchesFinally! I always said I would watch more gay TV if they would just stop all the apologizing!

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Sales of Rap Albums Plummet

By: Tom Shillue (C)
Submitted: Mar 1, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!

Sales of Rap Albums PlummetI called this a long time ago: Here is me, in 1987, singing "Rap Music Blows; I Give it 20 Years Tops" on a streetcorner in Norwood, MA.

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She Was Raped? But He Was Rapier

By: Tom Shillue (C)
Submitted: Feb 27, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Porn

198 Jokes  9 Videos

She Was Raped? But He Was RapierThinking he was hearing the cries of a woman in peril, Jack Van Iveren broke into his neighbor's apartment brandishing a sword — but the man was only watching a pornographic video.

Mr. Iveren now faces charges of breaking and entering, but should perhaps consider taking offers on the film rights to his story, seeing that the entire scene would make a great opening act for a gay porn film.

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Harrison Ford Signs On for One More Raiders Sequel

By: Tom Shillue (C)
Submitted: Feb 22, 2007
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Harrison Ford

6 Jokes  5 Videos

Harrison Ford Signs On for One More Raiders SequelIndiana Jones and the Fight for Prescription Drug Benefits.

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Whitney Houston Wants to Speed Up Divorce From Bob

By: Tom Shillue (C)
Submitted: Feb 2, 2007
Category: News  
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Houston

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Whitney Houston Wants to Speed Up Divorce From BobShe has asked both teams of lawyers to get together with the couple, "do a couple of lines of coke, toss back a few Red Bulls, and get cracking."

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Experts Call Sharks 'Misunderstood Fish'

By: Tom Shillue (C)
Submitted: Jan 20, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!

Sharks call experts, "extremely insightful snack."


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Time Names Everyone Person of the Year

By: Tom Shillue (C)
Submitted: Dec 17, 2006
Category: News  Staff Pick!

And for "Magazine of the Year": Not You.


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