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To the Daily Comedy crowd,
The Green Room at the Bleeker Street Theater NYC is producing a run of my new show Supernormal.

"I would love for all of you to see it.
remaining dates: April 27, May 4"

Here's where to get tickets:
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Donald Trump Terminates the Employment of Carolyn Kepcher

By: Tom Shillue (C)
Submitted: Aug 31, 2006
Category: Entertainment  
From Hot Topic

Donald Trump

37 Jokes

Help me pick the wackiest headline for tomorrow's paper!

Trump Tells Apprentice Sidekick, 'You're Fired'
Trump To Carolyn: You're Fired!
Trump Tells Carolyn: 'You're Fired!'
Trump Says You're Fired To 'Apprentice' Sidekick Carolyn
Trump Tells Apprentice Sidekick "You're Fired"
Donald to Carolyn: You're Fired!
Trump to Carolyn: "You're Fired!"
Trump Tells Apprentice" Sidekick "You're Fired"
Apprentice Co-Star Gets Famous "You’re Fired!" line.

What do you mean none of them are wacky? All of these headlines are wacky! Do you hear me? THEY ARE WACKY! You can GO TO HELL if you don't think these are wacky enough!

Maybe you should get off the Internet and spend some time in the real world. THESE ARE WACKY!


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Life on the Road

By: Tom Shillue (C)
Submitted: Jul 28, 2006
Category: News  
From Hot Topic

Bar

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11:51 p.m. In a bar in Orlando, alone, drinking a beer beneath a 40 ft. statue of a woman-bird-warrior.













Does life get any better?


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The Press Is So Negative!

By: Tom Shillue (C)
Submitted: May 11, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!

The Press Is So Negative!A man from Connecticut died while "battle dancing", where one dancer outdoes another by one-upping his opponent with each dance move.

The man jumped high in the air, landed directly on his head, and was killed.

All the newspaper headlines read, "Man Dies In Street Dance Competition".

Shouldn't the headlines have read, "Man Wins Street Dance Competition"?

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Wendy's Introduces New Burger: The Hasselwhopper

By: Tom Shillue (C)
Submitted: May 6, 2007
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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Wendy's

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Wendy's Introduces New Burger: The Hasselwhopper-

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Ireland Baldwin Forced to Change Name

By: Tom Shillue (C)
Submitted: Apr 23, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Alec Baldwin

16 Jokes

Ireland Baldwin Forced to Change NameIn light of the vicious custody battle over their daughter Ireland, a judge has ordered Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger to begin using separate names for her.

Mr. Baldwin will call her "Sinn Fein," and Ms. Basinger will refer to her simply as "The Ulster Unionist".

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SI Stops Delivery of Swimsuit Issue to Schools!

By: Tom Shillue (C)
Submitted: Mar 9, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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School

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SI Stops Delivery of Swimsuit Issue to Schools!This is actually not huge news, but it will make the front page because editors like an excuse to run the accompanying photo.

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Harrison Ford Signs On for One More Raiders Sequel

By: Tom Shillue (C)
Submitted: Feb 22, 2007
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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Harrison Ford

6 Jokes  5 Videos

Harrison Ford Signs On for One More Raiders SequelIndiana Jones and the Fight for Prescription Drug Benefits.

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A Tale of Two Terms

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Submitted: Jul 14, 2006
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New Poll Says Ban Text Messages While Driving

By: Tom Shillue (C)
Submitted: Aug 8, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Cell Phone

209 Jokes  14 Videos

New Poll Says Ban Text Messages While DrivingA Harris Interactive poll found that 57% of Americans believe that sending text messages while driving should be banned- and only used in an emergency.

Such as:

OMG! I'm totally about to crash YGBSM! :o TTYL

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Kucinich's Wife a Real Head-Turner

By: Tom Shillue (C)
Submitted: May 21, 2007
Category: Political  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Marriage

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Kucinich's Wife a Real Head-TurnerDennis Kucinich's wife Elizabeth, a 6-foot-tall willowy redhead, has been compared to Arwen Evenstar, the "Lord of the Rings" character played in the films by Liv Tyler.

When asked where he and the 29 year-old met, the congressman said that he "found her in the corner of a cave" after a "fierce battle with a gelatinous cube and a giant spider."

Kucinich said that this was clearly his best dungeon find ever, adding "that was the first time that the 20-sided dice ever really delivered for me in a major way."

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