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According to what was described by USC as a groundbreaking study, Dr. Drew Pinsky has determined that celebrities are more narcissistic than the general population, and people with narcissistic tendencies seem to be attracted to the entertainment industry.

For his next groundbreaking study, Dr. Drew will attempt to prove his thesis that fat people weigh more than skinny people.

About Dr. Drew Pinsky:
A medical doctor, board-certified addictionologist and relationship expert whose experience spans over 20 years. When not hosting his own radio and television programs, he can often be found gazing into his own reflection in the backyard pool of his hollywood home.

The Boy Scouts of America, who have enjoyed a rent-free headquarters in the city for 70 years, may have to start paying—because of city officials' opposition to the Scouts policy against gay scout leaders.

Meanwhile, no one is really sure who this guy is in the official Boy Scout statue, but one wonders about his orientation.

Scientists at Monsanto corporation are working to breed a pumpkin with the perfect stem for making a jack-o'-lantern lid.

After that, they hope to move on to the next step- breeding a second stem with a hand, that can grab a knife, carve out it's own face, plop a candle in it's head, and drag itself to your porch.

The United States, Britain, France, Russia and China all voted to impose sanctions on North Korea.

Kim Jong-il immediately claimed this proves he is a, "uniter, not divider," boasting, "I am first person in years to get these people to agree on anything."

A Delaware man who was found guilty of indecent exposure was sentenced to wear a t-shirt with the words, "I am a registered sex offender" in bold letters.

Area teens found the t-shirt cool, and Abercrombie and Fitch immediately began selling them, hoping to match the success of "Strip Poker Referee."

In an accident witnessed by a group of friends, casino magnate Steve Wynn poked a large hole in Picasso's famous painting, "The Dream."

He assured everyone he would be able to repair the $140 million masterpiece, adding, "I know a really good plastic surgeon."