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Featured at The Boston Comedy Festival and on CBS Mobile, Beth has shared the stage with Robin Williams, Dana Carvey, Harland Williams, Carlos Alazraqui and many others.

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I know you assume I stole your joke which I never heard. In case you didn't know it happens all the time that comedians get the same idea. I saw a sweatshirt from Hooters in Shanghai for sale on ebay and got the idea of putting the question mark on the end. I am pretty knowledgable about...

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....hiya beth.....thank you for your kind words....you obviously have excellent taste in comics and comedy.....keep up the good work .....you are one funny lady......

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Hey Thanks for the comment! Check out my new Bitch the Bounty Huntress sketch!!! www.TheCorporateRejects.com

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Jen Slusser : ) Back at you Beth! Back at you! Did you hear about the womens comedy networking thing in the city on the 18th? You interested in a carpool?

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My friend's boobs are so big. . . By: Beth Schumann (C) Submitted: Mar 14, 2008 Category: Weird

From Hot Topic Minneapolis 27 Jokes

She calls the one on the left Minneapolis, and the one on the right St. Paul. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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What is the plural of uterus? By: Beth Schumann (C) Submitted: Mar 10, 2008 Category: Weird  Staff Pick!

Coven. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (1)  |  Rate it:

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Why do I have to wear a padded bra? By: Beth Schumann (C) Submitted: Mar 14, 2008 Category: Weird  Staff Pick!

Why don't you just wear oven mitts? Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (3)  |  Rate it:

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Astronomers Spot Exploding Faraway Star By: Beth Schumann (C) Submitted: May 8, 2007 Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic Paris Hilton 250 Jokes  10 Videos

(Yes, I know. This one is cheap and easy. I mean the joke, although the "star" is also cheap and easy.) Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (2)  |  Rate it:

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Saudis pay to separate conjoined Iraqi twins By: Beth Schumann (C) Submitted: Mar 14, 2008 Category: News

From Hot Topic Iraq 411 Jokes  3 Videos

Where once there was only one potential suicide bomber, now there are two. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (1)  |  Rate it:

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Hospital workers fired for snooping on Britney By: Beth Schumann (C) Submitted: Mar 15, 2008 Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic Britney Spears 191 Jokes  8 Videos

UCLA Medical Center will fire some employees and discipline others for snooping at the confidential medical records of Britney Spears, who was hospitalized in its psychiatric ward. What did they expect to find that hasn't already been plastered all over the tabloids? I've already seen her va-jay-jay, I'm not interested in her immunization records. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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News Corp Announces Chinese MySpace By: Beth Schumann (C) Submitted: Apr 27, 2007 Category: News  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic MySpace 128 Jokes  9 Videos

All the layouts look alike. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (3)  |  Rate it:

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Rare Semi-Identical Twins Discovered By: Beth Schumann (C) Submitted: Mar 27, 2007 Category: Weird  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic Parents 1208 Jokes  33 Videos

Researchers discovered twins who are identical on their mom's side, but share only half their genes from dad. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (1)  |  Rate it:

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Jenna Bush announces wedding plans By: Beth Schumann (C) Submitted: Jan 17, 2008 Category: News

From Hot Topic George Bush 653 Jokes  17 Videos

The First Daughter plans to have a small family wedding on the Bush ranch in Crawford Texas. President Bush is expected to give away the bride, as part of a $20 billion arms deal with Saudi Arabia. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (2)  |  Rate it:

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Better Bone Up On Your Bok Choy By: Beth Schumann (C) Submitted: Mar 25, 2007 Category: News

From Hot Topic China 307 Jokes  8 Videos

BEIJING - Intel Corp. announced Monday it will build a $2.5 billion chip factory in China, boosting Beijing's effort to develop its high tech industry. In related news, China is plotting to take over the world. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it: