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Featured at The Boston Comedy Festival and on CBS Mobile, Beth has shared the stage with Robin Williams, Dana Carvey, Harland Williams, Carlos Alazraqui and many others.

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Two Coyotes Killed In Golden Gate Park By: Beth Schumann (C) Submitted: Jul 17, 2007 Category: Weird  Staff Pick!

The deaths occurred while one stood under a teetering Acme anvil and the other attempted to light sticks of TNT. When will those coyotes learn? Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (2)  |  Rate it:

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Shooting At The Capitol By: Beth Schumann (C) Submitted: Jul 16, 2007 Category: News  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic Denver 51 Jokes  1 Videos

DENVER - A man carrying a gun and declaring "I am the emperor" was shot and killed Monday outside the offices of Gov. Bill Ritter by a state patrolman. Uh oh. The Samurai are going to be pissed. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Snoop Dogg's life to be E! reality show By: Beth Schumann (C) Submitted: Jul 14, 2007 Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic Snoop Dogg 17 Jokes

Working title: The High Life. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Take Me To Your Lesion By: Beth Schumann (C) Submitted: Jul 14, 2007 Category: News

From Hot Topic Baltimore 27 Jokes

Baltimore's Sinai Hospital has begun to use robots to visit patients when doctors can't. "In terms of bedside manner, I gotta go with the robot," said one patient. "But when he tells me to turn and cough, I dread those cold metal grippers." Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Black Shoppers Sue 'Toys R Us' For Discrimination By: Beth Schumann (C) Submitted: Jul 11, 2007 Category: News

Claimants charge they were made to shop at the sister store, 'We B Toys'. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (2)  |  Rate it:

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Gay Therapy Stance Reviewed By: Beth Schumann (C) Submitted: Jul 11, 2007 Category: News  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic Gay and Lesbian 503 Jokes  23 Videos

The American Psychological Association is reviewing its policy on counseling gays and lesbians to help them become heterosexual. Conservative religious leaders support the current policy, citing the success of the Ted Haggard case. "After only 3 weeks of counseling, Ted is now 100% heterosexual," said a spokesperson. "That last 5% was the hardest to lose," admitted Haggard. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (1)  |  Rate it:

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China Announces The World's Largest Public Toilet By: Beth Schumann (C) Submitted: Jul 7, 2007 Category: News

From Hot Topic China 307 Jokes  8 Videos

They're calling it: "The Yangtze River" Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Running of the Bulls Underway in Spain By: Beth Schumann (C) Submitted: Jul 7, 2007 Category: News

From Hot Topic Running of the Bulls 8 Jokes

America's running of the bull, aka 2008 Election Run-Up, is also underway. Both events are hoping there will be limited casualties this year. No one wants to witness a Gore. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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"This is a stick up . . ." By: Beth Schumann (C) Submitted: Jul 6, 2007 Category: Political  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic Dirty Mouth 2100 Jokes  60 Videos

. . .your ass. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (2)  |  Rate it:

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Tanks For The Memories By: Beth Schumann (C) Submitted: Jun 25, 2007 Category: Sports

From Hot Topic Chicago Bears 33 Jokes

Chicago has cut troublesome defensive tackle Tank Johnson after he was stopped for a DUI in Arizona, creating a huge windfall for pun-loving sportswriters: Bears Tank Tank For Being Tanked Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it: