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Featured at The Boston Comedy Festival and on CBS Mobile, Beth has shared the stage with Robin Williams, Dana Carvey, Harland Williams, Carlos Alazraqui and many others.

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Updated National Symbol By: Beth Schumann (C) Submitted: Jul 31, 2007 Category: Political  Staff Pick!

According to Food and Beverage Reports, the average American consumes over 30 pounds of cheese per year. . . making our new national symbol the Bald Eagle Melt. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Taking Precautions By: Beth Schumann (C) Submitted: Jul 31, 2007 Category: Weird

From Hot Topic Hollywood 175 Jokes  8 Videos

In an effort to control the pigeon population in Hollywood, a birth control product called OvoControl P, which interferes with egg development, will be placed in bird food in new rooftop feeders. Although the pigeons should experience a lot less bloating going forward, veterinarians caution the pill is not effective in preventing avian flu. As an alternative to the program, the Bush administration urges abstinence until marriage. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (2)  |  Rate it:

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Medium? Well . . . By: Beth Schumann (C) Submitted: Jul 29, 2007 Category: Political

From Hot Topic Barack Obama 882 Jokes  28 Videos

Democrats will nominate Hillary Rodham Clinton for president in 2008 and Barack Obama will be her running mate, former Republican House Speaker Newt Gingrich predicts. Move over Miss Cleo, there's a new fraud in town! Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Cheney and The Tin Man By: Beth Schumann (C) Submitted: Jul 27, 2007 Category: Political  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic Dick Cheney 154 Jokes  1 Videos

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Vice President Dick Cheney will have a new internal heart defibrillator implanted on Saturday. An internal heart defibrillator is a medical device used to trick others into believing you are warm-blooded. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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High and Dry By: Beth Schumann (C) Submitted: Jul 26, 2007 Category: News  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic Bar 694 Jokes  20 Videos

According to a special panel studying astronaut health, astronauts were allowed to fly after others warned they were so drunk they posed a flight-safety risk. At least they were wearing their space diapers. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (2)  |  Rate it:

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Lindsay Lohan Busted! By: Beth Schumann (C) Submitted: Jul 24, 2007 Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic Lindsay Lohan 106 Jokes  2 Videos

As if you didn't know. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Astronaut tosses junk from space station By: Beth Schumann (C) Submitted: Jul 23, 2007 Category: News  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic Space 277 Jokes  3 Videos

A Native Alien surveys the scene, and sheds a single tear. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (1)  |  Rate it:

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Phyllis Diller By: Beth Schumann (C) Submitted: Jul 23, 2007 Category: Entertainment

Phyllis Diller had to cancel a "Tonight Show" appearance celebrating her 90th birthday because she fractured her back lifting a heavy object. From now on her assistant will answer the phone. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Psychologist wins World Series of Poker By: Beth Schumann (C) Submitted: Jul 18, 2007 Category: Weird

From Hot Topic Poker 36 Jokes

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US: Top al-Qaida figure captured By: Beth Schumann (C) Submitted: Jul 18, 2007 Category: News

From Hot Topic Dirty Mouth 2100 Jokes  60 Videos

Again? It's like every time we capture the top al-Qaida guy, they just put someone else in charge. I call bullshit. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it: